1 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:16,091 Nothing lasts for ever. 2 00:00:25,669 --> 00:00:28,468 Even the longest, most glittering reign 3 00:00:28,756 --> 00:00:31,146 must come to an end some day. 4 00:01:22,358 --> 00:01:25,556 Who could replace her? Plenty of contenders. 5 00:01:25,904 --> 00:01:28,897 Old warriors, young pretenders. 6 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:32,499 Lord Billsborough, say. Party Chairman. 7 00:01:33,287 --> 00:01:35,563 Too old and too familiar. 8 00:01:35,832 --> 00:01:38,631 Tainted by a thousand shabby deals. 9 00:01:39,919 --> 00:01:42,309 Michael Samuels. Too young. 10 00:01:42,589 --> 00:01:44,581 And too clever. 11 00:01:44,842 --> 00:01:47,038 Patrick Woolton. 12 00:01:47,303 --> 00:01:49,613 Bit of a lout. Bit of a bully-boy. 13 00:01:49,889 --> 00:01:52,279 Yes, it could well be Woolton. 14 00:01:52,559 --> 00:01:54,551 Henry Collingridge. 15 00:01:54,811 --> 00:01:56,803 The people's favourite. 16 00:01:57,105 --> 00:01:59,415 A well-meaning fool. 17 00:01:59,692 --> 00:02:02,082 No background and no bottom. 18 00:02:04,530 --> 00:02:07,250 What, me? Oh, no, no, no. 19 00:02:08,118 --> 00:02:11,395 I'm the Chief Whip. Merely a functionary. 20 00:02:11,705 --> 00:02:14,015 I keep the troops in line. 21 00:02:14,291 --> 00:02:17,329 I put a bit of stick about, make 'em jump. 22 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:24,433 I shall give my absolute loyalty to whoever emerges as my leader. 23 00:02:26,055 --> 00:02:28,365 You'll have to excuse me now. 24 00:02:34,606 --> 00:02:38,395 Henry Collingridge is Britain's new Prime Minister. 25 00:02:38,735 --> 00:02:42,934 Today Henry Collingridge emerged as the popular choice to lead his party 26 00:02:43,282 --> 00:02:46,434 as Prime Minister in the general election. 27 00:02:46,786 --> 00:02:49,062 Mr Collingridge, 48 years old, has served 28 00:02:49,263 --> 00:02:50,939 as Minister for the Environment 29 00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:53,529 and Minister for Inner City Growth, 30 00:02:53,794 --> 00:02:57,583 and has been described as the acceptable face of capitalism. 31 00:03:01,094 --> 00:03:04,053 Well...let's see how he does. 32 00:03:04,389 --> 00:03:06,858 Throughout the span of this government, 33 00:03:07,142 --> 00:03:11,136 we have transformed this country beyond all recognition. 34 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,473 We are now a nation of property owners, 35 00:03:14,776 --> 00:03:17,086 a nation of shareholders, 36 00:03:17,362 --> 00:03:19,672 a proud nation of men and women 37 00:03:19,948 --> 00:03:23,942 who know how to get off their backsides and help themselves. 38 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,969 We have achieved 39 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:35,114 all that we set out to achieve. 40 00:03:39,554 --> 00:03:41,546 Now is the time 41 00:03:41,848 --> 00:03:46,047 when we can afford to share our hard-won gains 42 00:03:46,395 --> 00:03:50,105 with those less successful than ourselves. 43 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:55,239 And now, let our watchword be this. 44 00:03:56,656 --> 00:03:58,852 Let's find the right way 45 00:03:59,117 --> 00:04:01,234 for all of our people 46 00:04:01,495 --> 00:04:03,612 to come together. 47 00:04:07,585 --> 00:04:10,180 Bloody nonsense. All come together? 48 00:04:10,463 --> 00:04:14,252 Sounds like a motto of a knocking-shop in Marrakech. 49 00:04:17,805 --> 00:04:19,797 Dear old Patrick. 50 00:04:20,057 --> 00:04:23,528 Knocking-shop in Marrakech! Very wide of the mark. 51 00:04:23,853 --> 00:04:27,847 Our esteemed new leader wouldn't know a knocking-shop if he saw one. 52 00:04:28,192 --> 00:04:32,186 His morality is strictly backstreet Sunday school hypocritical cant 53 00:04:32,530 --> 00:04:34,840 picked up in Peterborough or Rugeley 54 00:04:35,116 --> 00:04:37,392 or some such God-awful place. 55 00:04:43,167 --> 00:04:45,557 Not that one holds that against him, 56 00:04:45,836 --> 00:04:48,514 but we started something when we let fellows like that 57 00:04:48,815 --> 00:04:50,592 climb up the greasy pole. 58 00:04:51,009 --> 00:04:55,606 Good boy. My own background, as you see, is somewhat different. 59 00:04:55,973 --> 00:04:58,442 But privilege carries responsibility. 60 00:04:58,726 --> 00:05:00,922 I am a loyal servant of the state 61 00:05:01,187 --> 00:05:03,258 and proud to be so. 62 00:05:05,942 --> 00:05:09,538 Besides, I may not think highly of Henry Collingridge, 63 00:05:09,863 --> 00:05:12,253 but I believe he thinks highly of me. 64 00:05:12,533 --> 00:05:14,923 I have hopes of high office, I confess. 65 00:05:15,203 --> 00:05:17,593 I have been promised as much by him. 66 00:05:17,872 --> 00:05:21,468 But first things first. We have a general election to win. 67 00:05:24,922 --> 00:05:28,313 Good evening, and welcome to "Election Special". 68 00:05:28,634 --> 00:05:30,944 The polling stations have just closed, 69 00:05:31,221 --> 00:05:33,531 and we have a long night ahead of us. 70 00:05:33,807 --> 00:05:36,185 Early indications are that the government 71 00:05:36,386 --> 00:05:38,563 will be returned with a reduced majority. 72 00:05:38,979 --> 00:05:43,371 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow! For he's a jolly good fellow! 73 00:05:43,735 --> 00:05:46,125 ♪ And so say all of us! ♪ 74 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,079 - Ghastly people. - OUR people. 75 00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:52,757 What was that frightful woman saying? 76 00:05:53,037 --> 00:05:55,233 Wanted the smack of firm government. 77 00:05:55,498 --> 00:05:59,890 She wanted YOU to smack her bottom. I could see that much. 78 00:06:00,253 --> 00:06:02,643 What is Collingridge going to do for you? 79 00:06:02,923 --> 00:06:05,313 I don't know. Perhaps nothing. 80 00:06:05,592 --> 00:06:09,188 - I've done enough for him. - More than he deserves. 81 00:06:09,514 --> 00:06:12,234 That woman thought I should be Prime Minister. 82 00:06:13,643 --> 00:06:16,841 "Glamis and Cawdor, and King hereafter". 83 00:06:17,147 --> 00:06:19,867 I think that you should be Prime Minister. 84 00:06:20,901 --> 00:06:24,497 You're twice the man Collingridge is, or ever will be. 85 00:06:28,285 --> 00:06:31,483 Well, yes, my wife is very loyal. 86 00:06:32,456 --> 00:06:36,450 A politician needs a wife - and other people, too, regrettably. 87 00:06:36,794 --> 00:06:41,391 A man of state needs helpers, little elves and sprites to do his bidding. 88 00:06:44,052 --> 00:06:48,922 Even unwitting pawns who don't know who they serve. 89 00:06:50,101 --> 00:06:52,093 Roger O'Neill, 90 00:06:52,353 --> 00:06:54,822 the party's Publicity Director, 91 00:06:55,106 --> 00:06:57,701 Lord Billsborough's right-hand man. 92 00:07:02,615 --> 00:07:04,447 Jesus, Roger! 93 00:07:04,742 --> 00:07:07,638 Ah, but that sidestep. Magical. 94 00:07:07,639 --> 00:07:10,534 I had Phil Bennett with that at Lansdowne Road. 95 00:07:10,999 --> 00:07:13,036 Open the window, Rog. 96 00:07:13,335 --> 00:07:15,725 Where were you, anyway? 97 00:07:16,005 --> 00:07:18,804 Picking something up to celebrate with. 98 00:07:19,092 --> 00:07:21,402 Has his little weaknesses. 99 00:07:21,678 --> 00:07:24,477 Very... warm nature. 100 00:07:24,765 --> 00:07:27,155 Very...human. 101 00:07:28,227 --> 00:07:30,537 But I don't mind that. 102 00:07:30,813 --> 00:07:33,123 They make him more... 103 00:07:35,610 --> 00:07:38,205 They make him easier to deal with. 104 00:07:39,823 --> 00:07:42,543 Of course, one needs a sympathetic ear 105 00:07:42,827 --> 00:07:46,423 amongst the ladies and gentlemen of the press, 106 00:07:46,748 --> 00:07:49,138 those valiant seekers after truth. 107 00:07:53,964 --> 00:07:57,560 As we wait to go over to Torbay for the first result, 108 00:07:57,885 --> 00:08:00,405 let's see what the countrywide swing would look like 109 00:08:00,706 --> 00:08:01,925 if our exit poll is correct. 110 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,583 An overall majority of 31 seats 111 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:08,845 would mean that the political map of Great Britain would look like this. 112 00:08:09,231 --> 00:08:10,824 Jesus! 113 00:08:12,276 --> 00:08:14,666 What's this? We backed those bastards. 114 00:08:14,988 --> 00:08:17,901 - Why can't they deliver? - They won't lose. 115 00:08:18,241 --> 00:08:21,141 Starting with a majority of 100 and losing 70-odd seats 116 00:08:21,342 --> 00:08:23,441 isn't a vote of confidence. 117 00:08:23,831 --> 00:08:27,029 Never a word in the polls. Nobody forecast this. 118 00:08:27,335 --> 00:08:30,931 Greville, I told you it'll be closer than the polls said. 119 00:08:31,256 --> 00:08:33,851 They're not coming out for Collingridge. 120 00:08:34,134 --> 00:08:36,233 Thank you very much, Mattie. 121 00:08:36,234 --> 00:08:38,333 That's extremely helpful at this juncture 122 00:08:38,681 --> 00:08:41,833 What are we going to do? Christ, look. 123 00:08:42,185 --> 00:08:45,542 "Home & Dry." Home and bloody dry. 124 00:08:45,897 --> 00:08:50,494 - BrilliantWho wrote that nonsense? - I thought you did, Greville. 125 00:08:50,903 --> 00:08:55,500 It was dictated to me over the phone by our proprietor, Mr Benjamin Landless. 126 00:08:55,867 --> 00:08:59,861 Even he wouldn't want the late edition to go out looking like that. 127 00:09:00,205 --> 00:09:02,595 Mattie? Any thoughts? 128 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,019 Government Majority Slashed. 129 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,412 Back In By A Whisker. 130 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,472 I'm Still Standing - But Only Just. 131 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,229 It's YOUR job on the bloody line as well. 132 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:16,469 Greville, we can afford to wait a bit. 133 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:18,826 It's only 20 minutes till the first result. 134 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,616 Don't worry. I'll be back in just a sec. 135 00:09:28,070 --> 00:09:30,266 Come here, you. 136 00:09:30,531 --> 00:09:33,922 - Jeremy is scared shitless. - I told him it'd be close. 137 00:09:34,243 --> 00:09:36,712 And I've told him that our analysis 138 00:09:36,996 --> 00:09:41,070 will show how his ads zapped the target voters in every category. 139 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:45,659 So if we win, headquarters will know they owe it all to us. And if we lose... 140 00:09:46,048 --> 00:09:49,837 If we lose, everyone will say we ran the best campaign ever 141 00:09:50,178 --> 00:09:52,773 and the lousy politicians blew it. 142 00:09:53,056 --> 00:09:55,048 Rog, are you OK? 143 00:09:55,309 --> 00:09:57,301 Bloody hay fever. 144 00:09:57,561 --> 00:09:59,553 Fine. Fine! 145 00:09:59,814 --> 00:10:01,806 Never better. 146 00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:04,642 Oh, Lord. I think this is it. 147 00:10:04,903 --> 00:10:08,374 - Terry Aloysius Alabaster... - Happy Sunshine Party. 148 00:10:08,699 --> 00:10:10,418 ..43 votes. 149 00:10:12,036 --> 00:10:15,234 Labour. 150 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:19,534 ..sixteen thousand, three hundred and fourteen. 151 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:25,351 - George Timothy Granville Green... - Conservative. 152 00:10:25,676 --> 00:10:28,066 ..twenty-three thousand, 153 00:10:28,346 --> 00:10:30,861 seven hundred and eighty-five. 154 00:10:32,726 --> 00:10:34,922 What's 23,000? 155 00:10:35,812 --> 00:10:38,008 Eight per cent swing. 156 00:10:38,273 --> 00:10:40,669 Majority of 30 or so, just what they forecast 157 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:42,665 in the exit poll. We're all right. 158 00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:45,339 We've just about saved our bacon. 159 00:10:45,615 --> 00:10:47,925 Well done, Roger! Well done indeed! 160 00:10:48,201 --> 00:10:52,434 If that doesn't get you a knighthood, what will? Didn't mean to interrupt. 161 00:10:52,831 --> 00:10:55,824 - My assistant, Penny Guy. - Delighted. 162 00:10:56,127 --> 00:11:00,121 So you assist young Roger? What exactly do you assist him with? 163 00:11:00,465 --> 00:11:02,696 Just about anything at all. 164 00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:04,409 I say! 165 00:11:04,636 --> 00:11:06,832 Shall I, er...? 166 00:11:07,097 --> 00:11:10,010 Oh, about...15 minutes. 167 00:11:10,977 --> 00:11:13,173 Right. Bye. 168 00:11:14,731 --> 00:11:18,725 You don't have an arrangement for leasing her out, do you? 169 00:11:33,502 --> 00:11:35,600 Excuse me, sir. 170 00:11:35,601 --> 00:11:38,099 It's all right. I'm Charles Collingridge. 171 00:11:38,466 --> 00:11:42,062 - Here is my membership card. - I'm sorry, sir. 172 00:11:42,387 --> 00:11:43,901 Erm... 173 00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:47,346 It's all right, Constable. 174 00:11:47,347 --> 00:11:49,703 Ah, Teddy. I've got myself into a pickle. 175 00:11:50,062 --> 00:11:52,861 - Come on, Charles. - I'm sorry, sir. 176 00:11:53,149 --> 00:11:56,745 Sir, the Prime Minister's expected in five minutes. 177 00:11:59,656 --> 00:12:01,852 Well, boys, we're back. 178 00:12:02,117 --> 00:12:04,214 They're all here. 179 00:12:04,215 --> 00:12:07,511 Is it all right for a chap to come and drink his brother's health? 180 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:11,387 Absolutely, Charles. We're delighted to see you. 181 00:12:11,712 --> 00:12:16,503 - Where's Hal? - On his way, Charles. Soon be here. 182 00:12:21,306 --> 00:12:23,059 Hal? 183 00:12:23,808 --> 00:12:26,084 It could have been worse. 184 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:35,853 - Atchoo! - Mr O'Neill! 185 00:12:37,115 --> 00:12:39,584 - Mr O'Neill! - Who is it? 186 00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:42,186 The Prime Minister's office. 187 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,406 I can't hear you. 188 00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:49,304 It's the Prime Minister for you, Mr O'Neill! 189 00:12:57,221 --> 00:12:58,621 Hello. 190 00:12:58,848 --> 00:13:01,158 Yes, this is Roger O'Neill. 191 00:13:01,434 --> 00:13:03,232 Thank you. 192 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,868 Just putting me through. 193 00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:12,216 Prime Minister! Many congratulations, and how very good of you it is to call. 194 00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:15,773 And then I'd like to lick it all off 195 00:13:16,075 --> 00:13:19,352 very, very slowly. 196 00:13:19,705 --> 00:13:24,336 Thank you very much, Prime Minister. That'll be very much appreciated. 197 00:13:24,752 --> 00:13:27,329 Did I say that this would be 198 00:13:27,330 --> 00:13:29,907 taking place in the fifth-year dorm at Benenden? 199 00:13:30,884 --> 00:13:33,877 I'm overwhelmed. May I tell them that? 200 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:40,134 The Prime Minister just wants me to thank you on his behalf 201 00:13:40,478 --> 00:13:42,868 for running such a fabulous campaign, 202 00:13:43,147 --> 00:13:46,345 and he's not going to ask for his money back. 203 00:13:58,415 --> 00:14:01,408 - Well done! - Thank you, Bertie. 204 00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:06,163 - Well done, Michael. - Thanks, Lucy. 205 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,292 Isn't he lovely? 206 00:14:10,512 --> 00:14:14,222 - Many congratulations, Michael. - Thank you, Francis. 207 00:14:20,731 --> 00:14:24,407 So sorry. Please let me get you another one. 208 00:14:27,113 --> 00:14:32,108 Charles Collingridge. I've asked Francis Urquhart to keep an eye on him. 209 00:14:32,495 --> 00:14:34,009 Urquhart? 210 00:14:34,288 --> 00:14:36,883 Hardly see him as a natural nursemaid. 211 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:41,922 Not so sure. He's got a good heart but he won't stand for bloody nonsense. 212 00:14:42,297 --> 00:14:44,607 Ideal nursemaid in my opinion. 213 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:47,717 - He's a bore. - Damn good thing. 214 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,649 Dull dog, but sound as a bell. 215 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,242 He doesn't care much for me. 216 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,714 You're younger than he is. 217 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,676 You're clever, and you make no effort to hide it. 218 00:14:58,877 --> 00:15:00,974 You're better looking than he is. 219 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,353 - And I'm Jewish. - Well, quite. 220 00:15:04,656 --> 00:15:07,251 The odd thing about Francis Urquhart is, 221 00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:11,323 he'd never stab you in the back, however much he disliked you. 222 00:15:11,663 --> 00:15:15,373 Not many left like Urquhart. A dying breed, more's the pity. 223 00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:17,303 Teddy? 224 00:15:17,545 --> 00:15:19,343 He's here. 225 00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:22,184 - Coming down? - I'll wait up here. 226 00:15:39,361 --> 00:15:42,877 Thank you all so much. You've been magnificent. 227 00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:46,192 - How's it looking? - 24, possibly 25. 228 00:15:46,494 --> 00:15:50,204 - As bad as that? - It's a majority. Five more years. 229 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:51,940 Yes. 230 00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:55,160 - Francis! - Welcome back, Prime Minister. 231 00:15:55,463 --> 00:15:59,059 I've had one or two thoughts about the new cabinet. 232 00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:01,979 I'm sure you have, Francis. Good man. 233 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:06,256 - Come round first thing in the morning. - My pleasure. 234 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,000 Hal! 235 00:16:08,227 --> 00:16:09,661 It's me! 236 00:16:09,937 --> 00:16:12,213 Oh, God, Charlie. Not tonight. 237 00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:15,281 Don't worry. I'll look after him. Charlie! 238 00:16:16,444 --> 00:16:18,834 I've been hoping for a word all night. 239 00:16:19,114 --> 00:16:22,824 Francis. Francis Urquhart. My dear old friend. 240 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,470 Do you know what I feel like doing? 241 00:16:25,747 --> 00:16:28,216 - Getting rat-arsed? - Exactly. 242 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,890 I know a good place round the corner. 243 00:16:31,169 --> 00:16:34,879 Splendid. Two good chaps getting rat-arsed together. 244 00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:39,733 Surprised? Well, everybody can be valuable. That's my philosophy. 245 00:16:51,192 --> 00:16:53,502 Mr Urquhart! Mr Urquhart! 246 00:16:53,778 --> 00:16:56,168 No, no, no. Nothing to report. 247 00:16:56,448 --> 00:17:01,079 Oh, hello, Charles. I hope you had a little bet on the winning team. 248 00:17:01,495 --> 00:17:03,805 You understand I really can't... 249 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:07,434 Does the new cabinet have a job for you? 250 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:11,185 I advise the Prime Minister on many matters, 251 00:17:11,506 --> 00:17:13,702 and my advice is confidential. 252 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:18,041 Word is that you're in line for a senior cabinet position. Is that so? 253 00:17:18,431 --> 00:17:22,948 Don't expect me to comment on rumours or to keep my Prime Minister waiting. 254 00:17:23,353 --> 00:17:25,822 Thank you very much, gentlemen, ladies. 255 00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:28,344 Mr Urquhart! 256 00:17:28,609 --> 00:17:30,919 Mr Urquhart, can I have a word? 257 00:17:59,143 --> 00:18:03,615 Sorry to keep you waiting, Chief Whip. He's ready for you now. Come up. 258 00:18:04,023 --> 00:18:06,015 Thank you. 259 00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:16,068 Prime Minister... 260 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,969 Teddy. Didn't realise you'd be here. 261 00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:21,681 Pull up a chair, Francis. 262 00:18:26,006 --> 00:18:30,205 Now, I've had a careful look at this memorandum of yours. 263 00:18:30,553 --> 00:18:33,148 You're proposing a very radical change. 264 00:18:33,473 --> 00:18:37,262 - I'd like you to tell me why. - Well, er... 265 00:18:37,603 --> 00:18:40,994 - Just in general terms. - All right. 266 00:18:41,357 --> 00:18:44,152 We have been in power longer than any party since the war. 267 00:18:44,453 --> 00:18:46,148 It's a new challenge. 268 00:18:46,530 --> 00:18:50,683 We need to show we're not stagnating, we're capable of self-renewal. 269 00:18:51,076 --> 00:18:56,071 Your own succession to the leadership is a good example of that sort of thing. 270 00:18:56,457 --> 00:19:00,053 And you want to see more of "that sort of thing"? 271 00:19:00,378 --> 00:19:04,372 We've had a clear indication that people are looking for change. 272 00:19:04,717 --> 00:19:06,788 You think so? 273 00:19:07,094 --> 00:19:09,131 The new names you've put forward 274 00:19:09,132 --> 00:19:11,168 are not on the liberal wing of the party. 275 00:19:11,558 --> 00:19:15,871 - Wouldn't you agree, Francis? - No one from the radical right, either. 276 00:19:16,229 --> 00:19:18,425 They're all good, sound men. 277 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,047 Good, sound men from the Shires. 278 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,591 Guaranteed to do what they're told? 279 00:19:23,905 --> 00:19:28,696 Men who have been bred and educated in a tradition of public service 280 00:19:29,077 --> 00:19:32,866 and have proved their reliability over long years. 281 00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:35,802 Yes, that is another way of putting it. 282 00:19:36,961 --> 00:19:39,351 I see you're offering your own services 283 00:19:39,672 --> 00:19:41,664 in high office. 284 00:19:42,718 --> 00:19:45,108 You will remember, Prime Minister, 285 00:19:45,387 --> 00:19:49,381 that some months ago we talked about the possibility that there might be 286 00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,963 a senior ministerial post. 287 00:19:52,228 --> 00:19:54,538 Yes, I do remember that. 288 00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:59,411 Thing do change so very quickly in politics, don't they, Francis? 289 00:19:59,778 --> 00:20:03,249 I'm very grateful indeed for your suggestions, 290 00:20:03,616 --> 00:20:05,687 but we disagree with you. 291 00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:12,574 Do you remember Macmillan, the Night of the Long Knives? 292 00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:17,151 Sacked a third of his cabinet. Destroyed his government in the process. 293 00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:20,814 He was out within a year, Francis. 294 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,687 Now...here is what I have in mind. 295 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,464 As you see, no cabinet changes at all. 296 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:38,531 It'll be seen for what it is a sign of strength and sureness of purpose. 297 00:20:40,366 --> 00:20:43,245 I hope the parliamentary party will agree. 298 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:47,457 I count on you to press it home to them, as Chief Whip. 299 00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:52,429 - I do assume I have your full support. - Of course. That goes without saying. 300 00:20:52,796 --> 00:20:54,992 Good. I still regard you 301 00:20:55,257 --> 00:20:58,170 as a candidate for high office, but... 302 00:20:58,511 --> 00:21:04,269 you are the strongest and most deeply respected Chief Whip this party has had, 303 00:21:04,726 --> 00:21:07,036 I think I may say, since the war. 304 00:21:07,354 --> 00:21:09,471 Such a slender majority. 305 00:21:09,732 --> 00:21:13,726 A good Chief Whip is more important to me than a good Home Secretary. 306 00:21:15,155 --> 00:21:17,545 You are too kind, Prime Minister. 307 00:21:17,824 --> 00:21:20,134 Much too kind. 308 00:21:21,537 --> 00:21:23,130 Nothing! 309 00:21:23,372 --> 00:21:25,967 Nothing! Not a damn thing! 310 00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:31,765 He had the gall to say he counted on my support! His fate was in my hands! 311 00:21:32,174 --> 00:21:34,370 Melodramatic twaddle. 312 00:21:34,635 --> 00:21:36,228 Is it? 313 00:21:37,471 --> 00:21:39,064 What? 314 00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:44,973 Isn't there...some truth in it? 315 00:21:46,607 --> 00:21:51,398 - Isn't his fate in your hands? - No. I'm in charge of discipline. 316 00:21:51,779 --> 00:21:55,170 I can't deliver if my troops are disaffected. 317 00:21:55,492 --> 00:21:57,882 But aren't they disaffected now? 318 00:21:58,161 --> 00:22:00,357 His weakness, 319 00:22:00,622 --> 00:22:04,411 his refusal to take responsibility for firm leadership, 320 00:22:04,752 --> 00:22:07,472 is going to bring this government down. 321 00:22:07,755 --> 00:22:11,874 Yes. And sooner rather than later, in my view. 322 00:22:14,429 --> 00:22:16,421 - Unless... - Unless... 323 00:22:16,682 --> 00:22:19,277 he were to relinquish the leadership. 324 00:22:21,562 --> 00:22:23,758 He won't do that. 325 00:22:24,941 --> 00:22:28,935 Unless a better man were to take the leadership from him. 326 00:22:35,828 --> 00:22:38,821 Have you any idea what that would involve? 327 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:44,643 No, but I would imagine that you have a very good idea, Francis. 328 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:49,914 And I know that you're capable of doing whatever is necessary. 329 00:22:52,973 --> 00:22:56,364 - We're not expecting anyone, are we? - No. 330 00:22:56,685 --> 00:22:58,404 I'll go. 331 00:23:12,244 --> 00:23:14,759 Mr Urquhart. Mattie Storin, "Chronicle". 332 00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:17,599 Sorry. I've been trying to contact you. 333 00:23:17,917 --> 00:23:21,013 I'd appreciate help in understanding the thinking 334 00:23:21,214 --> 00:23:23,709 behind the lack of cabinet changes. 335 00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:26,728 I don't mean to be rude. No comment. 336 00:23:27,011 --> 00:23:30,607 Great story. You wouldn't like us to run it. 337 00:23:30,932 --> 00:23:33,401 I beg your pardon? What story? 338 00:23:33,685 --> 00:23:37,725 "Last night there were signs of deep division in the highest party circles. 339 00:23:38,107 --> 00:23:42,499 "Francis Urquhart, the Chief Whip, who has been denied promotion again, 340 00:23:42,862 --> 00:23:46,651 "refused to comment on or defend the Prime Minister's decision." 341 00:23:48,118 --> 00:23:50,815 I know you. The new girl Greville 342 00:23:50,816 --> 00:23:53,512 took on when they pensioned off Cecil Roach. 343 00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:57,705 I'm the newish political correspondent on the "Chronicle". 344 00:23:58,046 --> 00:23:59,366 Yes. 345 00:23:59,589 --> 00:24:01,069 Quite. 346 00:24:01,299 --> 00:24:03,768 Do come inside, Miss Storin. 347 00:24:12,103 --> 00:24:14,413 Oh, let me take your coat. 348 00:24:16,650 --> 00:24:18,448 Good evening. 349 00:24:18,694 --> 00:24:20,890 Good evening, Mrs Urquhart. 350 00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:23,272 Miss Storin. A journalist. 351 00:24:24,701 --> 00:24:27,296 We'll talk in my study, Elizabeth. 352 00:24:27,579 --> 00:24:31,289 My wife likes to listen to Wagner. Do come in. 353 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,599 - Drink? - Whatever you're having. 354 00:24:41,887 --> 00:24:44,482 - Whisky. All right? - Thank you. 355 00:24:45,974 --> 00:24:48,967 Bruichcladdich...if you know your malts. 356 00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:51,068 Thank you. 357 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,237 Do sit down. 358 00:25:04,996 --> 00:25:06,988 Well, now... 359 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:12,035 Mr Urquhart, 360 00:25:12,296 --> 00:25:16,290 in my piece I'll faithfully record your public loyalty to the Prime Minister 361 00:25:16,634 --> 00:25:20,423 and your defence of his actions - or, in this case, lack of actions. 362 00:25:20,763 --> 00:25:24,439 But I want to understand what people are really thinking. 363 00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:27,405 I want to know what you really feel. 364 00:25:27,688 --> 00:25:31,477 I think you'd like to talk to me, in confidence, on lobby terms. 365 00:25:31,818 --> 00:25:35,528 - What makes you think that? - You didn't have to let me in. 366 00:25:35,905 --> 00:25:39,899 You could have phoned Greville Preston and complained about my harassment 367 00:25:40,244 --> 00:25:42,634 and threatened him, and he'd listen. 368 00:25:42,913 --> 00:25:47,112 Everyone knows that threats from Francis Urquhart are not idle threats. 369 00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:49,975 - Good. - If I betray your confidence, 370 00:25:50,297 --> 00:25:54,086 you could have me sacked and unemployable within the week. 371 00:25:54,468 --> 00:25:58,462 - I'm going to confide in you, am I? - I hope so. 372 00:25:58,806 --> 00:26:03,198 Everyone says, "Francis Urquhart could tell you the answer, but he won't." 373 00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:08,556 Well, at this stage in my career, I need to understand more than I need scoops. 374 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:12,414 I need a friend in high places, Mr Urquhart. 375 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:15,253 And I think you'd like to talk to me. 376 00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:19,125 And nobody knows I'm here tonight. 377 00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:21,723 And nobody will. 378 00:26:31,635 --> 00:26:35,345 Perhaps you'd like to ask me questions, Miss Storin. 379 00:26:36,432 --> 00:26:38,628 Mattie, please. 380 00:26:38,893 --> 00:26:41,010 Yes. Mattie. 381 00:26:42,355 --> 00:26:45,553 There really is a lot of rivalry and dissent 382 00:26:45,859 --> 00:26:48,249 within the cabinet, isn't there? 383 00:26:51,031 --> 00:26:55,025 Some elements of the party, some elements in the cabinet, 384 00:26:55,370 --> 00:26:57,566 are deeply distressed. 385 00:26:57,831 --> 00:27:01,825 They don't think the PM has what it takes for a full five-year term. 386 00:27:02,169 --> 00:27:04,559 They see a leadership crisis looming. 387 00:27:04,839 --> 00:27:08,833 The more ambitious of them want to be well placed when it comes. 388 00:27:09,177 --> 00:27:13,171 They're not thinking about the good of the party or the good of the country, 389 00:27:13,515 --> 00:27:15,825 but about the next leadership race. 390 00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:18,620 One might say the same about the Prime Minister. 391 00:27:18,821 --> 00:27:20,539 He's thinking about his survival. 392 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:24,934 - Not the good of the country. - You might say that. I couldn't. 393 00:27:25,278 --> 00:27:27,275 If one word of this is linked with my... 394 00:27:27,276 --> 00:27:29,272 I am a lobby correspondent. 395 00:27:29,616 --> 00:27:31,512 Don't worry. 396 00:27:31,513 --> 00:27:34,008 It's "senior party members and sources close to the Prime Minister". 397 00:27:34,413 --> 00:27:36,211 Good. Very good. 398 00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:41,597 Could I ask you why you've decided to talk to me? 399 00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:44,559 You don't usually give interviews at all. 400 00:27:45,676 --> 00:27:48,075 Let's say you turned up at the right time. 401 00:27:48,276 --> 00:27:49,875 No, no, that's not fair. 402 00:27:50,223 --> 00:27:52,454 Things need to be aired publicly. 403 00:27:52,726 --> 00:27:55,321 I've read your stuff. It's very good. 404 00:27:55,604 --> 00:27:58,403 I think I can trust you to be honest. 405 00:27:58,691 --> 00:28:02,480 Perhaps you haven't been here long enough to be corrupted. 406 00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:05,619 Thank you. I hope I never will be. 407 00:28:05,907 --> 00:28:07,899 Could I ask you, 408 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,358 if the Prime Minister is experiencing discord, 409 00:28:11,664 --> 00:28:14,020 shouldn't he sack the dissidents? 410 00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:16,928 Get in new people and fresh policies. 411 00:28:17,211 --> 00:28:20,010 You might think so, but it isn't so easy. 412 00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:23,097 He's not certain where the danger lies. 413 00:28:23,385 --> 00:28:26,617 A flurry of changes might look like panic. 414 00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:29,965 - That's the officialview. - You don't agree? 415 00:28:30,268 --> 00:28:32,658 Of course I agree. I have to agree. 416 00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:38,976 You, on the other hand, might feel that if you were the captain of the Titanic, 417 00:28:39,403 --> 00:28:41,918 you wouldn't say, "Steady as she goes." 418 00:28:43,032 --> 00:28:48,027 Should he...? I don't know how to put it in a way that you'll be able to answer. 419 00:28:48,413 --> 00:28:49,813 Try. 420 00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:53,742 If I were... 421 00:28:54,003 --> 00:28:56,359 captain of the Titanic, 422 00:28:57,340 --> 00:29:01,254 which of my senior officers should I be worried about? 423 00:29:01,595 --> 00:29:04,793 "Beware of an old man in a hurry." 424 00:29:05,098 --> 00:29:07,897 Have you heard that phrase, Mattie? 425 00:29:11,564 --> 00:29:13,556 Lord Billsborough. 426 00:29:13,817 --> 00:29:16,377 But he's Collingridge's closest adviser. 427 00:29:17,195 --> 00:29:21,394 He can't still think he could be leader? Not at his age, not from the Lords. 428 00:29:21,784 --> 00:29:23,537 So? 429 00:29:24,787 --> 00:29:27,382 He doesn't want it for himself. 430 00:29:27,665 --> 00:29:30,339 He wants to pull the strings. 431 00:29:30,669 --> 00:29:34,060 He wants the party leadership for a protégé. 432 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:37,374 You might think that. I couldn't possibly comment. 433 00:29:37,677 --> 00:29:40,670 - Michael Samuels? - You might think that. 434 00:29:42,766 --> 00:29:46,760 Lord Billsborough is setting up Collingridge as an Aunt Sally 435 00:29:47,104 --> 00:29:50,415 so that Michael Samuels can take his place. 436 00:29:52,485 --> 00:29:56,081 You might think that. I couldn't possibly comment. 437 00:29:56,406 --> 00:29:59,126 And how do you feel about all this? 438 00:29:59,409 --> 00:30:03,608 Oh, I'm just the Chief Whip, Mattie. My feelings are neither here nor there. 439 00:30:03,956 --> 00:30:06,272 I look after morale of the back-benchers, 440 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,189 keep them up to the mark, 441 00:30:08,586 --> 00:30:11,784 listen to their problems, help them out when I can, 442 00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:15,686 administer kicks up the backside when indicated. 443 00:30:16,011 --> 00:30:18,731 Just like a prefect, head of house. 444 00:30:19,056 --> 00:30:21,252 I'm sorry. That sounds cheeky. 445 00:30:21,518 --> 00:30:24,158 Not at all. That's exactly what it's like. 446 00:30:24,938 --> 00:30:27,214 Everyone says you're very good at it. 447 00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:30,263 I believe I am, Mattie. 448 00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:32,645 I believe I am. 449 00:30:36,409 --> 00:30:39,447 - Thank you for your time. - Not at all. 450 00:30:51,635 --> 00:30:53,228 Well? 451 00:30:54,972 --> 00:30:57,168 Interesting girl. 452 00:30:57,433 --> 00:30:59,026 Clever. 453 00:30:59,310 --> 00:31:01,586 - Not TOO clever? - No. 454 00:31:01,896 --> 00:31:04,616 Just clever enough, I should say. 455 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:07,495 She might be the little friend you need. 456 00:31:08,862 --> 00:31:12,219 A political correspondent with her way to make. 457 00:31:17,455 --> 00:31:21,972 No, Prime Minister, I haven't seen the papers yet. Yes. 458 00:31:22,377 --> 00:31:27,247 "Speculation that the Prime Minister was unlikely to fight another election. 459 00:31:27,633 --> 00:31:32,662 "Ministers manoeuvring for position in the event of a leadership struggle." 460 00:31:33,098 --> 00:31:36,296 It's insubstantial. Someone's flying a kite. 461 00:31:36,602 --> 00:31:39,071 Someone's bloody well making mischief. 462 00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:44,749 "Lord Billsborough dismissed any suggestion of a leadership election. 463 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:50,148 "However, the Party Chairman would be crucial during a leadership race. 464 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:54,323 "Billsborough is known to be close to Michael Samuels, 465 00:31:54,664 --> 00:31:57,099 "who could be one of the contenders." 466 00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:59,414 Dammit, Francis. This is the "Chronicle". 467 00:31:59,415 --> 00:32:01,411 They're supposed to be our people. 468 00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:03,872 Quite right. Leave this with me. 469 00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:08,168 I'll get on to Greville Preston and find out who's been telling tales, 470 00:32:08,513 --> 00:32:10,664 or we'll go to Ben Landless. 471 00:32:10,974 --> 00:32:15,765 Absolutely right. We don't need this from the "Chronicle." Leave it with me. 472 00:32:16,188 --> 00:32:20,023 Thank you, Francis. I'm very grateful for your support. 473 00:32:20,401 --> 00:32:22,597 Not at all. Goodbye. 474 00:32:26,116 --> 00:32:31,066 Now, then, Mr Stoat. You seem to have got yourself into a bit of a mess, 475 00:32:31,497 --> 00:32:35,491 and you haven't done a lot for the image of the party, have you? 476 00:32:35,835 --> 00:32:39,829 No, Chief Whip. I'd like to say how terribly sorry I am... 477 00:32:40,173 --> 00:32:44,326 You should have thought of that before. Can we do anything for him, Stamper? 478 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,712 Not easy, Chief Whip. 479 00:32:46,972 --> 00:32:50,966 The sergeant is reluctant to believe our friend here stopped his car 480 00:32:51,311 --> 00:32:53,701 to ask the way to his own constituency. 481 00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:55,699 Dear God. 482 00:32:55,941 --> 00:32:58,934 - I'm awfully... - Do shut up, Stoat. 483 00:32:59,236 --> 00:33:01,512 I did persuade him to stretch a point. 484 00:33:01,822 --> 00:33:04,018 He won't be proceeding. 485 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:07,082 Really? Oh, my gosh. 486 00:33:07,370 --> 00:33:09,686 I can't begin to tell you how grateful... 487 00:33:09,787 --> 00:33:11,603 Stoat, you've been lucky. 488 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,600 I heard you're thinking of abstaining 489 00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:17,200 on the second reading of the environment bill. 490 00:33:17,632 --> 00:33:20,830 - Don't. - No. No, of course not. 491 00:33:21,136 --> 00:33:23,970 Stoat, be off. Try not to be such a fool. 492 00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:28,505 If you must use whores, for God's sake go to a decent knocking-shop 493 00:33:28,853 --> 00:33:31,368 where they understand discretion. 494 00:33:31,648 --> 00:33:35,403 - Stamper will give you a list. - Yes, right. 495 00:33:35,777 --> 00:33:38,113 Thank you very much. 496 00:33:38,114 --> 00:33:41,250 I'm very... I mean, if ever there's anything, anything at all... 497 00:33:41,659 --> 00:33:45,653 - Yes, yes, yes. Off you go now. - Goodbye. And, well... 498 00:33:46,539 --> 00:33:48,531 Thanks again. 499 00:33:50,752 --> 00:33:52,948 What a frightful little man. 500 00:33:53,213 --> 00:33:55,603 Where do they find them these days? 501 00:33:55,883 --> 00:33:59,399 God knows. If I had a dog like that, I'd shoot it. 502 00:33:59,721 --> 00:34:01,440 Yes, quite. 503 00:34:01,681 --> 00:34:05,072 - Roger O'Neill's in the outer office. - Oh, yes. 504 00:34:05,394 --> 00:34:08,910 I think I'll make this one a private chat, Stamper. 505 00:34:09,231 --> 00:34:11,621 Whatever you say. 506 00:34:13,695 --> 00:34:15,493 Roger. 507 00:34:15,739 --> 00:34:20,052 - Good to see you. Squash sometime? - I'd like that very much. 508 00:34:20,411 --> 00:34:23,210 - Roger. - Good morning, Francis. 509 00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:25,966 - I'll be on my way. - All right. 510 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:29,846 Have a seat, Roger. Good of you to come in. Drink? 511 00:34:30,172 --> 00:34:33,768 It's a bit early for me, but if you're offering... 512 00:34:34,093 --> 00:34:36,688 - Whisky? - Sure. Why not? 513 00:34:36,971 --> 00:34:41,762 Wanted to thank you for the good job you did in the run-up to the election. 514 00:34:43,270 --> 00:34:47,662 One or two wanted to make you a scapegoat, but I'd have none of that. 515 00:34:48,025 --> 00:34:52,622 - Neither would the PM. - I hadn't realised anyone blamed me. 516 00:34:53,573 --> 00:34:58,602 - You're not having one yourself? - It is a bit early in the day for me. 517 00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:08,446 You've been a bit of a bad lad, Roger. 518 00:35:09,299 --> 00:35:13,088 - What? - You've had your hand in the till. 519 00:35:13,428 --> 00:35:17,422 - Francis, you're joking... - Expenses are paid by Central Office. 520 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:22,046 You've been claiming quite large sums from the advertising agency as well. 521 00:35:23,106 --> 00:35:26,702 - It's a bit naughty, Roger. - Ah, that. 522 00:35:27,027 --> 00:35:29,622 It's perfectly simple, Francis. 523 00:35:29,905 --> 00:35:35,617 Accounting at Smith Square is so slow. I'd wait months to get my money back. 524 00:35:36,079 --> 00:35:39,311 It's much simpler to get it from the agency. 525 00:35:41,126 --> 00:35:43,823 I've never taken a penny in expenses 526 00:35:43,824 --> 00:35:46,520 that wasn't absolutely legitimate, Francis. 527 00:35:46,924 --> 00:35:50,759 Not a single penny. I swear on my mother's grave. 528 00:35:51,137 --> 00:35:53,493 ã22,370 529 00:35:53,807 --> 00:35:56,800 in the last ten months, I make it. 530 00:35:57,144 --> 00:35:59,898 Here we are. Have a look at the figures. 531 00:36:00,231 --> 00:36:04,510 Might be slightly out, but not by more than a tenner or so. 532 00:36:05,487 --> 00:36:08,958 Bit steep for a few lunches, wouldn't you say? 533 00:36:11,911 --> 00:36:13,903 It's all... 534 00:36:14,163 --> 00:36:16,394 Atchoo! Atchoo! 535 00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:20,137 Cocaine's awfully expensive, isn't it? 536 00:36:21,171 --> 00:36:24,562 Is it worth it? They say it makes a good man brilliant. 537 00:36:24,925 --> 00:36:27,520 If that's so, you must be a genius. 538 00:36:29,931 --> 00:36:32,321 Francis, you must believe me. 539 00:36:33,351 --> 00:36:35,741 I haven't got a problem. 540 00:36:36,021 --> 00:36:38,331 I'm not addicted. 541 00:36:39,066 --> 00:36:41,661 I just use it occasionally for recreational purposes 542 00:36:41,862 --> 00:36:43,857 and when I have to work late. 543 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:48,240 I understand, Roger. But there are not many who would. 544 00:36:48,618 --> 00:36:52,771 And I know this sounds old-fashioned, but isn't it illegal? 545 00:36:56,502 --> 00:37:00,291 - What are you going to do? - I know what we SHOULD do. 546 00:37:00,674 --> 00:37:04,668 Write off the money as a bad debt and toss you overboard. 547 00:37:07,056 --> 00:37:09,571 But I must have a soft spot for you. 548 00:37:11,102 --> 00:37:14,061 I'll bail you out. I'll save your bacon. 549 00:37:14,397 --> 00:37:18,789 And in return I want your absolute, unquestioning loyalty. 550 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:22,783 Yes. Yes, of course. 551 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,543 To me personally, not to the Chairman. 552 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:31,888 I need someone I can trust to keep an eye on things and help out in general. 553 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:36,286 - Anything, Francis. Anything at all. - All right, Roger. 554 00:37:39,801 --> 00:37:42,839 Now, listen to me very carefully. 555 00:37:43,972 --> 00:37:46,311 Why do we consort with socialists tonight? 556 00:37:46,512 --> 00:37:48,251 Isn't that against the rules? 557 00:37:48,602 --> 00:37:51,595 Not a bit of it. Steve Kendrick's not bad. 558 00:37:51,898 --> 00:37:54,413 We used to work together years ago. 559 00:37:54,693 --> 00:37:57,652 He's going to be pleased with me tonight. 560 00:37:58,614 --> 00:38:02,005 Flash git, don't you think? Fancies himself. 561 00:38:02,368 --> 00:38:06,681 - Fancies you, too. - Everybody fancies me, except you. 562 00:38:09,584 --> 00:38:12,099 Here he comes. Teeth and tits. 563 00:38:14,089 --> 00:38:16,399 One for you, and one for you. 564 00:38:18,386 --> 00:38:21,777 - I gather you've got something for me. - Yes. 565 00:38:23,058 --> 00:38:27,496 How do you fancy being the star of Prime Minister's Question Time? 566 00:38:27,897 --> 00:38:30,253 Mr Kendrick! 567 00:38:32,694 --> 00:38:34,890 Number six, sir. 568 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:39,941 I refer the Honourable Member to the reply I gave some moments ago. 569 00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:42,277 Mr Kendrick! 570 00:38:43,247 --> 00:38:46,240 Will the Prime Minister explain to the House 571 00:38:46,542 --> 00:38:51,537 why he is not going ahead with the hospital expansion programme? 572 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:02,152 I note the Honourable Member's concern with the health service. 573 00:39:02,519 --> 00:39:05,034 I remind him that under this government 574 00:39:05,314 --> 00:39:09,513 the health service has enjoyed an annual increase of 7%. 575 00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:12,455 7% in real terms. 576 00:39:12,739 --> 00:39:18,019 Furthermore, the health service has benefited more than any other service 577 00:39:18,453 --> 00:39:21,332 from our determination to reduce inflation 578 00:39:21,665 --> 00:39:25,659 and to operate in a sensible and cost-efficient way. 579 00:39:26,003 --> 00:39:29,838 - Answer the question! - That is what I'm doing. 580 00:39:32,135 --> 00:39:36,687 This government made a commitment to expand the hospital building programme. 581 00:39:39,894 --> 00:39:42,125 It is not this government's practice 582 00:39:42,439 --> 00:39:44,635 to discuss the specifics... 583 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:48,610 It is not this government's practice 584 00:39:48,946 --> 00:39:53,145 to discuss the specifics of new spending plans in terms of precise dates. 585 00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:01,476 Order! Order! 586 00:40:02,378 --> 00:40:04,688 - I refuse... - Order! 587 00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:09,250 I am not prepared... 588 00:40:14,057 --> 00:40:16,367 I am not prepared... 589 00:40:16,685 --> 00:40:19,075 - I refuse to... - Order! 590 00:40:20,815 --> 00:40:23,205 Order! Order! 591 00:40:23,485 --> 00:40:25,078 Order! 592 00:40:29,158 --> 00:40:31,453 How did that bastard Kendrick know? 593 00:40:31,454 --> 00:40:33,949 The cabinet didn't know till this morning. 594 00:40:34,330 --> 00:40:38,722 No time. It must have leaked out of yesterday's cabinet committee meeting. 595 00:40:39,085 --> 00:40:41,475 Peter McKenzie was upset about cuts. 596 00:40:41,797 --> 00:40:45,029 He wouldn't leak to an opposition MP. 597 00:40:45,384 --> 00:40:50,618 Then who did? I want him found. I want an example made of the bastard. 598 00:40:51,057 --> 00:40:55,051 I think it was someone who wanted to make things difficult for you. 599 00:40:55,395 --> 00:41:00,311 That's why it was leaked to Kendrick rather than the press. 600 00:41:00,735 --> 00:41:03,011 It may be someone very close to you. 601 00:41:03,905 --> 00:41:07,899 Someone you've always trusted and who now wants to break you. 602 00:41:09,995 --> 00:41:11,987 Henry, I've just heard. 603 00:41:12,706 --> 00:41:14,698 I came straight over. 604 00:41:15,877 --> 00:41:18,676 Later, Teddy, if you'd be so good. 605 00:41:18,963 --> 00:41:23,355 I...just have to chew over a few things with Francis here. 606 00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:25,119 Yes. 607 00:41:25,387 --> 00:41:27,697 Yes, of course. I'll... 608 00:41:28,683 --> 00:41:30,993 ..come back later, then. 609 00:41:35,524 --> 00:41:41,316 Those of us who care for the nation's defence have been astonished to hear 610 00:41:41,739 --> 00:41:46,177 that confidential documents have been left in a public house. 611 00:41:48,497 --> 00:41:51,888 And they have rather less surprisingly 612 00:41:52,209 --> 00:41:56,408 found their way into the pages of the "Independent" newspaper. 613 00:41:58,466 --> 00:42:02,779 We have been gravely alarmed to read in these documents 614 00:42:03,138 --> 00:42:07,929 of huge, unnecessary and positively dangerous cuts 615 00:42:08,310 --> 00:42:10,825 in the Territorial Army establishment. 616 00:42:13,233 --> 00:42:17,705 Does the Prime Minister understand the damage that will be done 617 00:42:18,071 --> 00:42:20,984 to the government's support? 618 00:42:21,325 --> 00:42:25,035 Will the Leader of the House allow time 619 00:42:25,371 --> 00:42:29,445 to debate and to reverse this decision? 620 00:42:29,835 --> 00:42:31,952 Hear, hear! 621 00:42:35,299 --> 00:42:37,768 I remind my Right Honourable Friend 622 00:42:38,094 --> 00:42:41,326 that to discuss the contents of this stolen document 623 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,836 is tantamount to condoning theft. 624 00:42:45,227 --> 00:42:49,824 - Point of order, Mr Speaker! - Point of order. Sir Jasper Grainger. 625 00:42:50,191 --> 00:42:52,581 Would you not agree, Mr Speaker, 626 00:42:52,860 --> 00:42:56,649 that not to discuss the content of this stolen document 627 00:42:56,990 --> 00:43:01,906 would be a breach of faith, a betrayal by the government of its supporters? 628 00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:11,761 Mr Speaker, my Right Honourable Friends and I 629 00:43:12,132 --> 00:43:14,727 have listened to the mood of the House. 630 00:43:16,429 --> 00:43:20,423 In the light of representations put from all sides today, 631 00:43:20,767 --> 00:43:25,159 the government, which prides itself on being a listening government... 632 00:43:27,983 --> 00:43:29,576 Order! 633 00:43:31,195 --> 00:43:33,915 The government will temporarily... 634 00:43:35,909 --> 00:43:40,267 ..rescind the cuts while it takes a further look at the whole question. 635 00:43:40,622 --> 00:43:42,818 Resign! 636 00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:46,243 - Resign! - Order! Order! 637 00:43:51,259 --> 00:43:54,058 Mr Urquhart! Mr Urquhart! 638 00:43:55,598 --> 00:44:00,593 - Could you spare me a few seconds? - Ah, Miss Storin. Yes, I think I could. 639 00:44:00,979 --> 00:44:03,289 Let's go over there. 640 00:44:06,193 --> 00:44:08,185 I've been following your work. 641 00:44:08,445 --> 00:44:12,439 So has the Prime Minister, though he's not quite such an admirer. 642 00:44:12,825 --> 00:44:17,820 - He had a terrible day today. - A Prime Minister can change his mind. 643 00:44:18,206 --> 00:44:22,200 Though we're not often privileged to see him do it in public. 644 00:44:22,544 --> 00:44:24,934 Well, it'll all blow over, I dare say. 645 00:44:25,214 --> 00:44:29,845 Will it? Two major leaks in less than a month. Where are they from? 646 00:44:30,261 --> 00:44:35,939 I don't know. I'm responsible for the back-benchers, not the cabinet. 647 00:44:36,393 --> 00:44:38,862 I dare say I'll be asked to find out. 648 00:44:39,188 --> 00:44:41,657 The leaks are coming out of the cabinet? 649 00:44:41,941 --> 00:44:45,935 The Prime Minister is investigating his own closest colleagues? 650 00:44:46,321 --> 00:44:50,520 You might think that. I couldn't possibly comment. 651 00:44:52,161 --> 00:44:53,959 Thank you. 652 00:44:55,331 --> 00:45:00,122 All right! Don't tell me about it! DO something about it! 653 00:45:01,129 --> 00:45:05,726 That is exactly what is wrong with this goddamn country. 654 00:45:06,093 --> 00:45:08,483 Everyone wants to give you their analysis 655 00:45:08,763 --> 00:45:12,552 of what's wrong and why nothing ever goddamn works! 656 00:45:12,893 --> 00:45:17,684 Nobody wants to get off their butt and MAKE the goddamn thing work! 657 00:45:18,065 --> 00:45:23,459 London! Jesus! I'd rather run a business in the Solomon Islands! 658 00:45:23,863 --> 00:45:26,662 Thoughts of a newspaper proprietor. 659 00:45:26,950 --> 00:45:31,263 - He may be right. Oh, God! - What are you working on? 660 00:45:32,331 --> 00:45:36,325 It's a thing about the leaks. Urquhart's leading the witch-hunt. 661 00:45:36,669 --> 00:45:40,140 I do think he has a sort of... I don't know. 662 00:45:41,049 --> 00:45:43,325 ..magnetism about him. 663 00:45:43,594 --> 00:45:45,790 Kissinger syndrome. 664 00:45:48,599 --> 00:45:50,909 The aphrodisiac effect of power. 665 00:45:52,187 --> 00:45:56,181 - I guess that must be it. - Not much chance for the likes of me. 666 00:45:56,567 --> 00:46:01,767 Women don't tremble at the unbridled domination of the deputy editor. 667 00:46:02,156 --> 00:46:05,388 Well, no. You've got a nice face, though. 668 00:46:07,412 --> 00:46:12,009 I don't know what's the matter with him, Francis. I feel he's not listening. 669 00:46:12,376 --> 00:46:15,050 As though he doesn't trust me any more. 670 00:46:15,379 --> 00:46:18,372 He owes it all to you. He recognises that. 671 00:46:18,675 --> 00:46:21,747 But he doesn't trust any of us any more. 672 00:46:22,095 --> 00:46:26,726 It's very distressing. How can we help the man when he won't let us help him? 673 00:46:27,143 --> 00:46:31,137 Well, I'll continue to put the fear of God into the troops as long as I can. 674 00:46:31,481 --> 00:46:34,952 But there comes a time.. Not yet, of course. 675 00:46:35,318 --> 00:46:37,787 Yes, yes, yes, quite. 676 00:46:38,071 --> 00:46:41,781 You will keep me informed, won't you, Francis? 677 00:46:42,118 --> 00:46:45,794 Now more than ever he needs wise counsel. 678 00:46:46,164 --> 00:46:48,633 Of course I will, Teddy. Goodbye, now. 679 00:46:49,459 --> 00:46:51,928 I think Lord Billsborough's losing touch. 680 00:46:52,212 --> 00:46:55,603 Shame. Was a hell of an operator in his day. 681 00:46:55,925 --> 00:46:58,201 Well, work to do. 682 00:47:03,517 --> 00:47:08,114 Well, yes. A couple of leaks are all very well, but it takes more than that. 683 00:47:08,481 --> 00:47:10,791 A big scandal, perhaps. 684 00:47:11,067 --> 00:47:15,664 A political scandal. Or a scandal about something people really understand. 685 00:47:16,031 --> 00:47:18,307 Sex. Or money. 686 00:47:21,704 --> 00:47:24,424 ã50,000, Mr Urquhart. 687 00:47:24,749 --> 00:47:28,265 It's a very generous donation, Mr Jhabwala. 688 00:47:28,586 --> 00:47:32,580 We don't often see such large sums in cash. 689 00:47:32,925 --> 00:47:37,920 I'm a little old-fashioned. I prefer to trust cash rather than cashiers. 690 00:47:38,306 --> 00:47:43,097 Strictly speaking, you should hand it to the Party Treasurer, not to me. 691 00:47:43,478 --> 00:47:47,597 But you are my Member of Parliament, Mr Urquhart. I know you. 692 00:47:47,983 --> 00:47:52,978 I trust you. Oh, I'm sure the Party Treasurer is an excellent man. 693 00:47:53,364 --> 00:47:57,278 But you, Mr Urquhart... you are my friend. 694 00:47:57,661 --> 00:48:00,699 Well, I'm very touched, erm... 695 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,635 And no, I hope to gain nothing. 696 00:48:03,918 --> 00:48:08,117 Except...my wife and I would be thrilled to meet the Prime Minister 697 00:48:08,506 --> 00:48:11,021 if he should ever visit the constituency. 698 00:48:11,301 --> 00:48:13,691 I'm sure that can be arranged. 699 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:48,727 Accommodation address. 700 00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:52,003 Three months' payment in advance. 701 00:48:52,305 --> 00:48:56,777 - Fine. You're working round here now? - Yeah, that's right. 702 00:48:57,186 --> 00:49:01,226 - And the name is? - Collingridge. C Collingridge. 703 00:49:02,942 --> 00:49:04,740 Right. 704 00:49:04,986 --> 00:49:08,980 I might look you up myself one of these days. 705 00:49:09,324 --> 00:49:11,941 Do you specialise at all, like? 706 00:49:11,942 --> 00:49:14,558 Yeah. Verbal abuse, colonic irrigation. 707 00:49:16,749 --> 00:49:19,139 - Bye, then. - Bye. 708 00:49:29,848 --> 00:49:31,840 Nasty little man. 709 00:49:32,142 --> 00:49:34,639 It was all right, though? 710 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,137 Yes. Couldn't Charlie Collingridge do it? 711 00:49:37,523 --> 00:49:41,517 It's a waste of money paying me 18 grand to run errands. 712 00:49:41,861 --> 00:49:46,572 - I'm supposed to be the brains. - You are. You are, I swear it. 713 00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:51,342 Well, what's he want it for? Don't tell me he's going on the game. 714 00:49:51,705 --> 00:49:55,096 Hardly. PM's brother needs to be careful. 715 00:49:55,418 --> 00:49:58,456 I don't know what it's for. Spanking mags? 716 00:49:58,797 --> 00:50:02,586 - Using his real name? - Ours is not to reason why. 717 00:50:02,926 --> 00:50:08,126 We're doing a favour. The request came from the top. We don't breathe a word. 718 00:50:37,632 --> 00:50:41,421 - You wish to open the account with...? - ã50,000. 719 00:50:41,762 --> 00:50:44,641 - Excellent. - In cash. 720 00:50:46,976 --> 00:50:50,765 Excellent. A high-interest current account, sir? 721 00:50:51,105 --> 00:50:53,904 No. I shan't draw on it immediately. 722 00:50:54,192 --> 00:50:58,983 - Could I purchase shares through you? - But of course. It would be a pleasure. 723 00:50:59,365 --> 00:51:01,755 Mendox Chemicals. 724 00:51:02,034 --> 00:51:06,825 20,000. You should be able to get them for about 240 pence. 725 00:51:07,207 --> 00:51:11,201 Um...I'm rather pressed for time. Could I leave that with you? 726 00:51:11,545 --> 00:51:14,902 We should be able to confirm it by four. 727 00:51:15,257 --> 00:51:18,056 Excellent. Thank you very much. 728 00:51:18,057 --> 00:51:20,855 Not at all, Mr Collingridge. A pleasure. 729 00:51:26,020 --> 00:51:29,411 Junior Minister of Health, Mrs Makepeace. 730 00:51:29,732 --> 00:51:32,122 Mr Speaker, I'd like to make a statement. 731 00:51:32,402 --> 00:51:36,396 The Department of Health, on the advice of the Chief Medical Officer, 732 00:51:36,740 --> 00:51:39,539 has today licensed three new drugs. 733 00:51:39,827 --> 00:51:44,822 Cybernox, manufactured by Mendox Chemical Company, 734 00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:49,919 with general application in the treatment of rheumatoid arthritis... 735 00:51:51,214 --> 00:51:55,731 Charles Collingridge here. You opened an account for me last week. 736 00:51:56,095 --> 00:51:58,690 I'm afraid I've had to alter my plans. 737 00:51:58,973 --> 00:52:02,762 Negotiations on the hotel in Turkey have fallen through, 738 00:52:03,103 --> 00:52:06,813 and I'm flying back to Kenya at the end of the week. 739 00:52:07,149 --> 00:52:11,348 Well, can't be helped. Had a bit of luck with those Mendox shares, though. 740 00:52:11,696 --> 00:52:14,086 Should clear 9 or 10,000 on them. 741 00:52:14,365 --> 00:52:18,154 Can you sell those today at anything over 295? 742 00:52:18,495 --> 00:52:22,489 I'll come in tomorrow morning to close the account. 743 00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:27,225 Can you send a closing statement to my London address? 744 00:52:27,589 --> 00:52:29,581 Charles Collingridge, 745 00:52:29,841 --> 00:52:32,151 216 Praed Street, 746 00:52:32,427 --> 00:52:34,020 W2. 747 00:52:35,764 --> 00:52:38,438 Thank you for all your help. Goodbye. 748 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:45,151 - Not working this morning, Francis? - Oh, yes, Elizabeth, I am working. 749 00:52:45,567 --> 00:52:49,356 I'm working very well, as a matter of fact. 750 00:52:50,656 --> 00:52:53,153 Very good of you to come in, Humphrey. 751 00:52:53,154 --> 00:52:55,651 I didn't feel comfortable with this money. 752 00:52:56,037 --> 00:52:59,030 50,000. What's he hoping to get? 753 00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:01,848 Five minutes with the PM, he says. 754 00:53:02,127 --> 00:53:04,517 Bit more than the going rate, isn't it? 755 00:53:04,797 --> 00:53:08,791 I'll write to Mr Jhabwala today. Chaps like him should be encouraged. 756 00:53:09,135 --> 00:53:11,969 - Indeed. - I'll see the PM is informed. 757 00:53:12,305 --> 00:53:14,581 About time he heard a bit of good news. 758 00:53:55,437 --> 00:53:57,633 Mr Urquhart. 759 00:53:58,524 --> 00:54:00,834 Good morning, Mattie. 760 00:54:04,114 --> 00:54:08,108 I couldn't believe it when you said "roof garden". I'd no idea it was here. 761 00:54:08,452 --> 00:54:13,447 Surprisingly few people know about it. Good place to get away from the rabble. 762 00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:17,015 So, what was it, Mattie? 763 00:54:17,295 --> 00:54:20,132 Thanks for your help over the last couple of months. 764 00:54:20,333 --> 00:54:22,370 Must be glad they're over. 765 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:25,191 Well, we've known easier times. 766 00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:29,784 What makes you think the summer's going to be any better for us? 767 00:54:30,143 --> 00:54:32,339 What do you mean? 768 00:54:32,604 --> 00:54:37,599 Can I say something in absolute confidence, not even on lobby terms? 769 00:54:37,985 --> 00:54:40,944 Yes. Yes, of course you can. 770 00:54:43,533 --> 00:54:47,607 I've heard that the tabloids are going to mount a personal attack on the PM. 771 00:54:47,996 --> 00:54:52,195 - A nasty one. They'll use his brother. - His brother? 772 00:54:52,585 --> 00:54:57,614 Charles Collingridge. You know him? Between the two of us, he's a liability. 773 00:54:58,049 --> 00:55:00,439 Alcohol problem. Debts everywhere. 774 00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:04,759 When he's had too much to drink, he's not sure of his sexual orientation. 775 00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:11,095 See the problem? If the PM disowns his brother, he's a heartless bastard. 776 00:55:11,481 --> 00:55:14,076 If he stands by him, he's a security risk. 777 00:55:14,277 --> 00:55:16,272 That's how they'll play it. 778 00:55:17,321 --> 00:55:19,517 Why are you telling me? 779 00:55:19,782 --> 00:55:24,811 Because I think you're a responsible and honourable journalist. I trust you. 780 00:55:25,246 --> 00:55:26,805 And... 781 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:32,035 well, because I think we're going to need all the friends we can get. 782 00:55:32,421 --> 00:55:37,416 There isn't any chance he's involved in something unsavoury with his brother? 783 00:55:37,844 --> 00:55:39,836 Oh, no. 784 00:55:40,096 --> 00:55:42,532 No, I'm sure there isn't. 785 00:55:42,533 --> 00:55:45,569 He's fond of his brother, but he's not a complete fool. 786 00:55:46,020 --> 00:55:51,015 You'd have to say that. You'd cover up for him even if there was something. 787 00:55:51,401 --> 00:55:54,280 Perhaps. But there isn't, is there? 788 00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:59,733 He seems to need a lot of propping up. 789 00:56:00,035 --> 00:56:02,630 Well, that's all part of my job. 790 00:56:02,913 --> 00:56:05,712 And it's all worth it, wouldn't you say? 791 00:56:06,835 --> 00:56:08,970 Since you ask, no. 792 00:56:08,971 --> 00:56:12,706 I think there's at least one man who'd make a better leader. 793 00:56:16,971 --> 00:56:19,566 You might think that, Mattie. 794 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:23,195 I couldn't possibly comment.