1 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:33,198 (woman speaks... ) 2 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:40,974 (chuckles) 3 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:50,484 (Beatrice) "Sing no more ditties..." 4 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,653 (Antonio) More, more, more! 5 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,988 (laughter) 6 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:59,535 (Beatrice) "Sing no more 7 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:04,498 "of dumps so dull and heavy. 8 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,587 "The fraud of men 9 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:13,674 "was ever so... 10 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:18,345 "...since summer 11 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:23,475 "first was leafy. 12 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,770 "Then sigh not so, 13 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:30,649 "but let them go, 14 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:36,405 "and be you blithe and bonny, 15 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:40,909 "converting all your sounds of woe..." 16 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:42,744 (people groan) 17 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:48,250 "...into hey, nonny, nonny!" 18 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,098 My lord. 19 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,314 I learn in this letter 20 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:13,442 that Don Pedro of Aragon 21 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,778 comes this night to Messina! 22 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:24,578 He was not three leagues off when I left him. 23 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:28,665 - How many were lost in this action? - But few of any sort and none of name. 24 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,334 (exclaim with relief) 25 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:34,213 I find here that Don Pedro hath bestowed much honor 26 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,965 on a young Florentine called Claudio! 27 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:40,427 (laughter) 28 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:43,013 He hath borne himself beyond the promise of his age, 29 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:46,558 doing in the figure of a lamb the feats of a lion! 30 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:51,230 Is Signior Mountanto returned from the wars or no? 31 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:56,526 - I know none of that name, lady. - My cousin means Signior Benedick. 32 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:59,196 He's returned, and as pleasant as ever. 33 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:03,325 I pray you, how many hath he killed and eaten in these wars? 34 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,244 But how many hath he killed? 35 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:08,747 For I promised to eat all of his killing. 36 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,667 He hath done good service. And a good soldier, too, lady. 37 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,127 And a good soldier to a lady. 38 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:20,175 - But what is he to a lord? - A lord to a lord. A man to a man. 39 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:23,637 - Stuffed with all honorable virtues. - It is so indeed. 40 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,181 He is no less than a stuffed man. 41 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,518 You must not, sir, mistake my niece. 42 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:33,814 There is a kind of merry war betwixt Signior Benedick and her. 43 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:37,401 They never meet, but there's a skirmish of wit between them. 44 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:39,945 Who is his companion now? 45 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,198 He hath every month a new sworn brother. 46 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:46,201 He is most in the company of the noble Claudio. 47 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,328 Oh, Lord! 48 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:51,373 He will hang upon him like a disease! 49 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:55,377 He is sooner caught than the pestilence, and the taker runs presently mad. 50 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,879 God help the noble Claudio. 51 00:04:58,047 --> 00:05:03,093 If he have caught the Benedick, it will cost him 1,000 pounds ere he be cured. 52 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:06,096 I will keep friends with you, lady! 53 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,557 Do, good friend. 54 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,726 You will never run mad, niece. 55 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:13,729 No, not till a hot January. 56 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,570 Don Pedro is approaching! 57 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,447 (they cheer) 58 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,992 Good Signior Leonato, are you come to meet your trouble? 59 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:40,412 The fashion of the world is to avoid cost, and you encounter it. 60 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:44,249 Never came trouble to my house in the likeness of your grace. 61 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:03,018 - (Leonato) My lord... - I think this is your daughter. 62 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:05,437 Her mother hath many times told me so. 63 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:10,692 - Were you in doubt, that you asked her? - Signior Benedick, no! 64 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:17,907 She would not have her father's head on her shoulders, as like him as she is. 65 00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:22,370 I wonder that you will still be talking. Nobody marks you. 66 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:25,540 What, my dear Lady Disdain! 67 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,208 Are you yet living? 68 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,210 Is it possible disdain should die, 69 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:33,048 while she hath such meet food as Signior Benedick? 70 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:36,593 Courtesy must convert to disdain if you come in her presence. 71 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,678 Then is courtesy a turncoat. 72 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:41,723 But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted. 73 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:45,894 I would that I had not a hard heart, for I love none. 74 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:50,148 A dear happiness to women. They would acquire a pernicious suitor. 75 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:53,151 I thank God and my cold blood, I am of your humor for that. 76 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:58,156 I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me. 77 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,283 God keep you still in that mind, 78 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:04,371 so some gentleman or other shall 'scape a predestinate scratched face. 79 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:11,503 Scratching could not make it worse, an 'twere such a face as yours were. 80 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,755 You are a rare parrot teacher. 81 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,007 A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours. 82 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,843 I would my horse had the speed of your tongue. 83 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:22,514 Keep your way, in God's name. I have done. 84 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,475 You always end with a jade's trick. 85 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,937 I know you of old. 86 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,272 Signior Claudio, Signior Benedick, 87 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,442 my dear friend Leonato hath invited you all. 88 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,444 I tell him we shall stay here at the least a month. 89 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,455 Let me bid you welcome, my lord. 90 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,755 Being reconciled to the prince, your brother, 91 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:58,174 I owe you all duty. 92 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,468 I thank you. 93 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:06,975 I am not of many words, but I thank you. 94 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,771 (scattered applause) 95 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,817 - Please it your grace lead on? - Your hand, Leonato. 96 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,569 We will go together. 97 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,209 Benedick... 98 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:35,670 Didst thou note the daughter of Signior Leonato? 99 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:40,550 - I noted her not, but I looked on her. - Is she not a modest young lady? 100 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,762 Do you question me for my simple true judgment, 101 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:47,348 or would you have me speak as a professed tyrant to their sex? 102 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,185 No. Speak in soberjudgment. 103 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:53,480 Methinks she's too low for a high praise, 104 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:56,858 too brown for a fair praise, and too little for a great praise. 105 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,570 Were she other than she is, she were unhandsome, 106 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,531 being no other but as she is, I do not like her. 107 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:08,536 Thou thinkest I am in sport. Tell me truly how thou likest her. 108 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,872 Would you buy her that you inquire after her? 109 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:16,211 - Can the world buy such a jewel? - Yea, and a case to put it into. 110 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,421 But speak you this with a sad brow? 111 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,672 (laughter) 112 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:27,430 In mine eyes she is the sweetest lady that ever I looked on. 113 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,518 I can see yet without spectacles and I see no such matter. 114 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:37,106 There's her cousin, an' she were not possessed with a fury, 115 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:41,444 exceeds her as much in beauty as the first of May doth the last of December. 116 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:45,615 I hope you have no intent to turn husband. Have you? 117 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,243 I would scarce trust myself, 118 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:52,121 though I had sworn the contrary, 119 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,582 if Hero would be my wife. 120 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,085 Is't come to this? 121 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,338 Shall I never see a bachelor of three-score again? 122 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:04,551 Gentlemen... What secret hath held you here that you followed not to Leonato's? 123 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,013 He is in love! 124 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,851 With who? That is your grace's part. 125 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:18,523 - With Hero, Leonato's short daughter! - Amen if you love her. 126 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,776 - She is well worthy. - You speak this to fetch me in. 127 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,321 - By my troth, I speak my thought. - In faith I spoke mine. 128 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,449 By my two faiths and troths, I spoke mine. 129 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,327 - That I love her, I feel. - That she is worthy, I know. 130 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,162 That I neither feel how she should be loved 131 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,914 nor know how she should be worthy 132 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:38,793 is the opinion I will die in at the stake. 133 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,297 Thou wast ever an obstinate heretic in the despite of beauty. 134 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:45,717 That a woman conceived me, I thank her. 135 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,804 That she brought me up, I likewise give her most humble thanks. 136 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:54,392 But that I will hang my bugle in an invisible baldric, 137 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,394 all women shall pardon me. 138 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,730 I will live a bachelor. 139 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,983 I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love. 140 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:07,196 With anger, with sickness, or with hunger, my lord, not with love. 141 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,365 Well, as time shall try - 142 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:12,702 "In time, the savage bull doth bear the yoke." 143 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:16,497 If ever the sensible Benedick bear it, 144 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,750 pluck off the bull's horns and set them in my forehead, 145 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:23,963 and let me be vilely painted, "Here is good horse to hire." 146 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:28,885 Let them signify under my sign, "Here you may see Benedick the married man." 147 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:32,722 Benedick, repair to Leonato's. 148 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:37,393 Tell him I will not fail him at supper, for he hath made great preparation. 149 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,854 Examine your conscience. 150 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,522 And so I leave you. 151 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,694 Hath Leonato any son, my lord? 152 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:50,490 No child but Hero. She's his only heir. 153 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,117 Dost thou affect her, Claudio? 154 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,037 Oh... 155 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,999 My lord, when you went onward on this ended action, 156 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,211 I looked upon her with a soldier's eye that liked, 157 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:07,840 but had a rougher task in hand than to drive liking to the name of love. 158 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,219 But now... 159 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:15,890 I am returned and that war thoughts have left their places vacant, 160 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:21,396 in their rooms come thronging soft and delicate desires, 161 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:25,900 all prompting me how fair young Hero is. 162 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,527 Saying... 163 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:34,075 I liked her ere I went to wars. 164 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:38,246 Thou wilt be like a lover presently, and tire the hearer with a book of words. 165 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:42,417 If thou dost love fair Hero, cherish it. 166 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:46,295 I will break with her and her father, and thou shalt have her. 167 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,923 I know we shall have reveling tonight. 168 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,426 I will assume thy part in some disguise, 169 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,928 and tell fair Hero I am Claudio. 170 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:58,474 And in her bosom I'll unclasp my heart, and take her hearing prisoner 171 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:02,770 with the force and strong encounter of my amorous tale. 172 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:07,817 Then after to her father will I break, and the conclusion is 173 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,777 she shall be thine. 174 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,488 (they laugh) 175 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:15,742 (Don Pedro) In practice let us put it presently. 176 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,910 (Don Pedro and Claudio laugh) 177 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,626 What the good-year, my lord. 178 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,131 Why are you thus out of measure sad? 179 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:35,970 There is no measure in the occasion that breeds, 180 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:39,640 therefore the sadness is without limit. 181 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,893 You should hear reason. 182 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,064 If when I have heard it, 183 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,399 what blessing brings it? 184 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,653 I cannot hide what I am. 185 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:57,575 I must be sad when I have cause, and smile at no man's jests, 186 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:02,497 eat when I have stomach, and wait for no man's leisure. 187 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:06,626 Sleep when I am drowsy, and tend on no man's business. 188 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:10,004 Laugh when I am merry, 189 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,341 and claw no man in his humor. 190 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:19,055 Yea... but you must not make full show of this 191 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,599 till you may do so without controlment. 192 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,268 You have of late stood out against your brother, 193 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,687 and he hath ta'en you newly into his grace, 194 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:32,360 but you should take true root by the fair weather that you make yourself. 195 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:37,615 I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace! 196 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:42,370 In this, though I cannot be said to be a flattering, honest man, 197 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,748 I am a plain-dealing villain. 198 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:50,294 If I had my mouth, I would bite. 199 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:54,882 If I had my liberty, I would do my liking. 200 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:59,137 In the meantime, let me be that I am, 201 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,889 and seek not to alter me. 202 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,016 (roars) 203 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,771 Borachio! What news? 204 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:13,526 I can give you intelligence of an intended marriage. 205 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,070 Will it serve for any model to build mischief on? 206 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,407 Marry, it is your brother's right hand. 207 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:24,078 - Who? The most exquisite Claudio. - Even he. 208 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,331 - How came you to this? - I heard it agreed upon 209 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:31,919 that the prince should woo Hero for himself, and having obtained her, 210 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,963 give her to Count Claudio. 211 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,757 Come! Come, let us thither. 212 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,510 This may prove food to my displeasure. 213 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:43,764 That young start-up hath all the glory of my overthrow. 214 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,058 If I can cross him any way, 215 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,853 I bless myself every way. 216 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,690 You are both sure, and will assist me? 217 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,401 To the death, my lord. 218 00:19:56,486 --> 00:20:00,615 - Shall we go prove what's to be done? - We'll wait upon your lordship. 219 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,868 (woman laughs) 220 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:28,809 - Was not Count John here at supper? - (Antonio) I saw him not. 221 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:33,397 How tartly he looks. I never can see him but I am heart-burned an hour after. 222 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,983 He's of a very melancholy disposition. 223 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:40,696 (band plays a jig) 224 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:43,574 (cheering) 225 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:54,460 He were an excellent man that were made in the midway 226 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,212 between him and Benedick. 227 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,589 The one is too like an image and says nothing, 228 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:03,719 and the other too like my lady's eldest son - evermore tattling. 229 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:08,516 Then half Signior Benedick's tongue in Count John's mouth, 230 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:13,562 and half Count John's melancholy in Signior Benedick's face... 231 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:16,107 With a good leg! 232 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:21,112 And a good foot, Uncle, and money enough in his purse. 233 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,324 Such a man would win any woman in the world, 234 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,702 if he could get her good will. 235 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:32,498 Thou wilt never get thee a husband if thou be so shrewd of thy tongue. 236 00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:42,049 I could not endure a husband with a beard. I had rather lie in the woolen. 237 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:44,802 You may light on a husband that hath no beard. 238 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:49,348 Should I dress him in my apparel and make him my waiting gentlewoman? 239 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,477 He that hath a beard is more than a youth, 240 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,314 and he that hath no beard is less than a man. 241 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,399 He that is more than a youth is not for me. 242 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:02,570 He that is less than a man, I am not for him. 243 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,822 In faith, she's too cursed! 244 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,951 - Well, then, go you into hell? - No, but to the gate. 245 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,662 There will the devil meet me like an old cuckold, 246 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:16,083 with horns on his head, and say, "Get you to heaven, Beatrice. 247 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,295 Get you to heaven. Here's no place for you maids." 248 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:22,131 So away to Saint Peter for the heavens. 249 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:27,011 He shows me where the bachelors sit, 250 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:31,432 and there live we as merry as the day is long. 251 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:36,020 Niece, I hope you will be ruled by your father. 252 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,690 Yes, it is my cousin's duty to make curtsy and say, 253 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,442 "Father, as it please you." 254 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:45,821 But yet for all that, cousin, let him be a handsome fellow, 255 00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:49,700 or make another curtsy and say, "Father, as it please me." 256 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,410 (music ends) 257 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,830 (laughs) 258 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:59,043 Daughter, remember what I told you. 259 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:04,215 If the prince do solicit you in that kind, 260 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,217 you will know your answer. 261 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:15,559 Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband. 262 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:20,356 Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. 263 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,858 You apprehend passing shrewdly. 264 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:26,862 I have a good eye, Uncle. I can see a church by daylight. 265 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,660 The revelers are entering! 266 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,079 (people whoop and cheer) 267 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:47,883 (Don Pedro) Lady, will you walk about with your friend? 268 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,431 (band plays a jig) 269 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:15,202 I know you well enough. You are Signior Antonio. 270 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,996 At a word, I am not. 271 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:21,167 I know you by the waggling of your head. 272 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,544 - At a word, I am not. - Come, come. 273 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:27,506 Do you think I do not know you by your excellent wit? 274 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,884 Can virtue hide itself? 275 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,636 Go to, mum, you are he. 276 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,764 Graces will appear and there's an end. 277 00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,600 (they laugh) 278 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:44,482 - I would you did like me. - Of course I would not. 279 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:47,109 - I have many ill qualities. - Which is one? 280 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,819 I say my prayers aloud. 281 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,571 (they laugh) 282 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:55,451 Will you not tell me who told you so? 283 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,203 (Arabian accent) No. 284 00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:01,290 - Will you not tell me who you are? - Not now. 285 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,000 That I was disdainful, 286 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:06,795 and that I had my good wit out of the Hundred Merry Tales. 287 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:08,172 (he laughs) 288 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,174 This was Signior Benedick that said so. 289 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,259 What's he? 290 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:16,805 - I am sure you know him well enough. - Not I, believe me. 291 00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:21,810 - Did he never make you laugh? - I pray you, what is he? 292 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:25,773 Why, he is the prince's jester. 293 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,608 A very dull fool. 294 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:31,362 His only gift is in devising impossible slanders. 295 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:36,200 None but libertines delight in him, for he both pleases men and angers them. 296 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:39,870 And then they laugh at him and beat him. 297 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:43,541 I am sure he is in the fleet. 298 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,793 I would he had boarded me. 299 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:50,464 When I know the gentleman, I'll tell him what you say. 300 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:57,263 Do. 301 00:25:57,430 --> 00:26:01,976 - We must follow the leaders. - In every good thing. 302 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,228 (band plays flamenco-style music) 303 00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:11,443 (music continues) 304 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:36,844 - Are not you Signior Benedick? - You know me well. I am he. 305 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:40,097 Signior, you are very near my brother in his love. 306 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:44,184 He is enamored on Hero. Dissuade him from her. 307 00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:46,854 She is no equal for his birth. 308 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:49,648 How know you... he loves her? 309 00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:51,692 I heard him swear his affection. 310 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,945 So did I, too. He swore he would marry her tonight. 311 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:58,115 Come, let us to the banquet. 312 00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:02,536 (Hero laughs) 313 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,961 Thus answer I in name of Benedick, 314 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:15,382 but hear these ill news with the ears of Claudio. 315 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,888 'Tis certain so. 316 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,642 The prince woos for himself! 317 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:31,732 Friendship is constant in all other things 318 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:35,361 save in the office and affairs of love. 319 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:43,911 This is an accident of hourly proof, which I mistrusted not. 320 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:49,750 Farewell, therefore, Hero! 321 00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:55,547 Count Claudio. Come, will you go with me? 322 00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:57,758 - Whither? - About your own business. 323 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:02,429 - The prince hath got your Hero. - I wish him joy of her. 324 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:05,099 Did you think the prince would have served you thus? 325 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:10,187 - Leave me. - Alas, poor hurt fowl! 326 00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:16,443 But that my lady Beatrice should know me, and not know me! 327 00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:19,697 The prince's fool? Ha! 328 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,074 I am not so reputed. 329 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:25,119 It is the base, the bitter disposition of Beatrice 330 00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:29,373 that puts the world into her person, and so gives me out. 331 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:33,585 Well, I'll be revenged as I may. 332 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:36,839 Signior, where's the count? 333 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:40,300 I found him here as melancholy as a lodge in a warren. 334 00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:42,469 I told him, and I think I told him true, 335 00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:46,473 that your grace had got the good will of this young lady. 336 00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:49,351 The Lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you. 337 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:54,148 The gentleman that danced with her told her she is much wronged by you. 338 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:57,818 She misused me past the endurance of a block! 339 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,529 She told me, not thinking I had been myself, 340 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:02,865 that I was the prince's jester, 341 00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:05,743 that I was duller than a great thaw, 342 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:09,163 huddling jest upon jest with impossible conveyance upon me 343 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:13,333 that I stood like a man at a mark with a whole army shooting at me. 344 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:18,839 She speaks poniards, and every word stabs. 345 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,884 If her breath were as terrible as her terminations, 346 00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:24,428 she would infect to the north star. 347 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:29,933 Indeed, all disquiet, horror and perturbation follows her. 348 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:31,810 Look, here she comes. 349 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,940 Will you command me any service to the world's end? 350 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:41,403 I will go on the slightest errand now to the Antipodes 351 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:43,363 that you can devise to send me on. 352 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:47,868 I will fetch you a hair off the great Cham's beard, 353 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:51,497 do you any embassage to the pygmies, 354 00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:56,084 rather than hold three words' conference with this harpy! 355 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,255 You have no employment for me? 356 00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:03,509 None, but to desire your good company. 357 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:07,054 Oh, God, sir. Here's a dish I love not. 358 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:09,890 I cannot endure my Lady Tongue! 359 00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:12,810 Ha! 360 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:16,396 Come, lady. You have lost the heart of Signior Benedick. 361 00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:18,607 Indeed, my lord. 362 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,694 He lent it me awhile, 363 00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:25,280 and I gave him use for it - 364 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:27,866 a double heart for his single one. 365 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:33,664 Marry, once before he won it of me with false dice. 366 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,667 Therefore your grace may well say I have lost it. 367 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,753 You have put him down, you have put him down. 368 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:42,840 So I would not he should do me, my lord, 369 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:45,634 lest I should prove the mother of fools. 370 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,014 I have brought Count Claudio, whom you sent me to seek. 371 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:57,020 - Wherefore art thou sad? - Not sad, my lord. 372 00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:59,439 - How then? Sick? - Neither, my lord. 373 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:03,277 The count is neither sad, nor sick, 374 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:05,654 nor merry, nor well, 375 00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:10,075 but civil count - civil as an orange, 376 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:11,660 and something of that jealous complexion. 377 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:14,788 I think your blazon to be true, 378 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:18,208 though I'll be sworn, if he be so, his conceit is false. 379 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,502 Here, Claudio. 380 00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:23,046 I have wooed in thy name... 381 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:26,800 ...and fair Hero is won. 382 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,179 I have broke with her father, and his good will obtained. 383 00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:35,559 Name the day of marriage, and God give thee joy! 384 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:42,107 Count, take of me my daughter, and with her my fortunes. 385 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,568 His grace hath made the match, 386 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:48,238 and all grace say amen to it. 387 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:58,874 Speak, Count. 'Tis your cue. 388 00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:03,462 Silence is the perfectest herald ofjoy. 389 00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:08,342 I were but little happy if I could say how much. 390 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:12,721 Lady, as you are mine... 391 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:16,058 ...I am yours. 392 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,521 Speak, cousin, 393 00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:25,901 or if you cannot, stop his mouth with a kiss, and let not him speak neither. 394 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:45,837 In faith, lady, you have a merry heart. 395 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,006 Yea, my lord, I thank it. 396 00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:51,551 Poor fool, it keeps on the windy side of care. 397 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,056 My cousin tells him in his ear that he is in her heart. 398 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:58,433 And so she doth, cousin. 399 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:07,109 Good Lord, for alliance! 400 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:14,074 Thus goes everyone to the world but I, and I am sunburnt. 401 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:17,744 I may sit in a corner and cry, "Heigh-ho for a husband!" 402 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,748 Lady Beatrice, I will get you one. 403 00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:24,459 I would rather have one of your father's getting. 404 00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:27,838 Hath your grace ne'er a brother like you? 405 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:31,758 Your father got excellent husbands, if a maid could come by them. 406 00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:33,885 Will you have me, lady? 407 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:39,391 No, my lord. 408 00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:44,396 Unless I might have another for working days. 409 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:47,858 Your grace is too costly to wear every day. 410 00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:50,944 But I beseech your grace, pardon me. 411 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:54,614 I was born to speak all mirth and no matter. 412 00:33:57,910 --> 00:34:00,579 Your silence most offends me, 413 00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:02,789 and to be merry best becomes you, 414 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,333 for you were born in a merry hour. 415 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:11,089 No, sure, my lord, my mother cried. 416 00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:17,095 But then there was a star danced, 417 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:19,765 and under that was I born. 418 00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:24,144 Cousins... 419 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,147 God give you joy. 420 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:35,781 By my troth, a pleasant-spirited lady. 421 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:41,703 (laughs) There's little of the melancholy element in her, my lord. 422 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:45,707 She is never sad but when she sleeps, and not ever then, 423 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:47,292 for I have heard my daughter say 424 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:51,671 she hath often dreamt of unhappiness and waked herself with laughing. 425 00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:55,509 She cannot endure to hear tell of a husband. 426 00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:57,677 Oh, by no means. 427 00:34:57,845 --> 00:35:00,222 She were an excellent wife for Benedick. 428 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:07,020 If they were but a week married, they would talk themselves mad. 429 00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:10,023 - When mean you to go to church? - Tomorrow. 430 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:15,153 Not till Monday, my dear son, which is hence a just-seven night, 431 00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:18,740 and a time too brief, too, to have all things answer my mind. 432 00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:21,952 (Don Pedro) The time shall not go dully by us. 433 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,622 I will in the interim undertake one of Hercules' labors, 434 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,333 which is to bring Benedick and Beatrice 435 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:31,711 into a mountain of affection, the one with the other. 436 00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:34,381 I would fain have it a match, 437 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:38,969 and I doubt not but to fashion it, if you will but minister assistance. 438 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:43,390 My lord, I am for you, though it cost me ten nights' watchings. 439 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,143 - And I, my lord. - And you too, gentle Hero? 440 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:50,105 I will do any modest office to help my cousin to a good husband. 441 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:54,734 If we can do this, Cupid is no longer an archer. 442 00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:59,281 His glory shall be ours, for we are the only love gods. 443 00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:01,449 Go with me, I will tell you my drift. 444 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:34,191 I do much wonder that one man, seeing how much another man is a fool 445 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,068 when he dedicates his behaviors to love, 446 00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:41,072 will, after he hath laughed at such shallow follies in others, 447 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:45,827 become the argument of his own scorn by falling in love. 448 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:51,291 And such a man is Claudio. 449 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:56,129 I have known when there was no music with him but the drum and the fife, 450 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:59,466 and now would he rather hear the tabor and the pipe. 451 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:02,969 He would have walked ten mile afoot to see a good armor, 452 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:08,975 now will he lie ten nights awake, carving the fashion of a new doublet. 453 00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:13,313 He was wont to speak plain like an honest man and a soldier, 454 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:17,025 now is he turned orthography. 455 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:20,237 His words are a very fantastical banquet, 456 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:23,740 just so many strange dishes. 457 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:26,493 Well, may I be so converted and see with these eyes? 458 00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:29,037 I cannot tell. I think not. 459 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:34,668 I will not be sworn, but love may transform me to an oyster, 460 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:40,048 but till he hath made an oyster of me, he shall never make me such a fool. 461 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:43,051 One woman is fair, yet I am well. 462 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:46,763 Another is wise, yet I am well. Another virtuous, yet I am well, 463 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,641 but till all graces be in one woman, 464 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:52,936 one woman shall not come in my grace. 465 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:58,525 Rich she shall be, that's certain. 466 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,527 Wise, or I'll none. 467 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:03,488 Virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her. 468 00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,116 Fair, or I'll never look on her. 469 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:10,912 Mild, or come not near me. 470 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:15,041 Of good discourse, an excellent musician, 471 00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:16,584 um... 472 00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:20,213 ...and her hair shall be... 473 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,716 ...of what color it please God. 474 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,428 Huh! 475 00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:28,471 The prince and Monsieur Love. 476 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:31,516 (Benedick) I will hide me. 477 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:48,366 - See you where Benedick hides himself? - Very well, my lord. 478 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:56,750 Come, Balthasar. We'll hear that song again. 479 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,882 (guitar plays) 480 00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:06,760 Now, divine air! 481 00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:10,138 Now is his soul ravished. 482 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:15,602 Is it not strange that sheep's guts should hale souls out of men's bodies? 483 00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:24,652 (Balthasar) ♪ Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more 484 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:29,199 ♪ Men were deceivers ever 485 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,660 ♪ One foot in sea 486 00:39:32,828 --> 00:39:35,080 ♪ And one on shore 487 00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:40,293 ♪ To one thing constant never 488 00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:45,799 ♪ Then sigh not so, but let them go 489 00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:51,346 ♪ And be you blithe and bonny 490 00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:54,307 ♪ Converting all 491 00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:58,478 ♪ Your sounds of woe 492 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:02,482 ♪ Into hey, 493 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:06,653 ♪ Nonny, nonny 494 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,948 (other men join in) ♪ Sing no more ditties 495 00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:12,325 ♪ Sing no more 496 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:17,372 ♪ Of dumps so dull and heavy 497 00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:22,877 ♪ The fraud of men was ever so 498 00:40:23,045 --> 00:40:28,758 ♪ Since summer first was leafy 499 00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:31,678 ♪ Then sigh not so 500 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,514 ♪ But let them go 501 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:39,936 ♪ And be you blithe and bonny 502 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:43,022 ♪ Converting all 503 00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:47,986 ♪ Your sounds of woe 504 00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:50,738 ♪ Into hey 505 00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:55,201 ♪ Nonny, nonny ♪ 506 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,874 By my troth, a good song. 507 00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:04,210 - And an ill singer, my lord. - No, no, faith. 508 00:41:04,378 --> 00:41:05,545 Thou singest well enough. 509 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:09,132 An' he had been a dog that should have howled thus, they'd have hanged him. 510 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:18,224 (shouts) Come hither, Leonato. What was it you told me of today? 511 00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:22,061 That your niece Beatrice was in love with Signior Benedick? 512 00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:26,232 (Claudio) I did never think that lady would have loved any man. 513 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,735 Nor I neither, 514 00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:32,405 but most wonderful that she should dote on Signior Benedick 515 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:36,576 whom she hath in all outward behaviors seemed ever to abhor. 516 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:38,828 Is't possible? 517 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:41,789 Maybe she doth but counterfeit? 518 00:41:41,957 --> 00:41:43,917 Faith, like enough. 519 00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:48,254 Oh, God! Counterfeit? 520 00:41:48,422 --> 00:41:52,592 There was never counterfeit of passion came so near the life of passion 521 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,637 as she discovers it. 522 00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:57,597 Why... 523 00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:02,018 ...what effects of passion shows she? 524 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:05,188 Bait the hook well. This fish will bite! 525 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:08,066 What effects, my lord? 526 00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:16,366 - My daughter told you how. - She did indeed. 527 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,743 How, I pray you? 528 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:23,790 (whispers) 529 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:27,460 You amaze me! 530 00:42:30,130 --> 00:42:34,133 I should think this a trick, but that the grey-bearded fellow speaks it. 531 00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:38,763 - Has she made her affection known? - No, and swears she never will. 532 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:42,725 That's her torment. She'll be up 20 times a night, 533 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:46,479 and there will she sit till she have writ a sheet of paper. 534 00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:49,440 Then down upon her knees she falls. 535 00:42:49,608 --> 00:42:52,485 Weeps, sobs, beats her heart, 536 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:56,990 tears her hair, curses, "Oh, sweet Benedick! 537 00:42:57,157 --> 00:43:00,910 "God give me patience!" 538 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:03,496 She does indeed. My daughter says so. 539 00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:05,665 My daughter is sometime afeared 540 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:08,710 that she will do a desperate outrage to herself. 541 00:43:10,879 --> 00:43:12,338 It is very true. 542 00:43:12,506 --> 00:43:14,591 (Don Pedro) Benedick should know of it. 543 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:18,011 (Claudio) What end? He would torment the poor lady worse. 544 00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:19,929 I'm sorry for her. 545 00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:23,766 Tell Benedick of it, and hear what he will say. 546 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,143 Were it good? 547 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,228 Hero thinks surely she will die, 548 00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:30,189 for she says she will die if he love her not, 549 00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:35,236 and she will die ere she make her love known, and she will die if he woo her. 550 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:40,867 If she should make tender of her love, 'tis very possible he'll scorn it, 551 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:44,037 for the man hath a contemptible spirit. 552 00:43:44,204 --> 00:43:45,538 Oh! 553 00:43:47,249 --> 00:43:49,375 (squawking bird call) 554 00:43:49,543 --> 00:43:51,753 (squawks) 555 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,675 (laughs) 556 00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:03,348 (Don Pedro) I love Benedick well, 557 00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:06,434 and I could wish he would modestly examine himself, 558 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:11,064 to see how much he is unworthy so good a lady. 559 00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:15,068 My lord, will you walk? Dinner is ready. 560 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:22,867 If he do not dote on her upon this, I will never trust my expectation. 561 00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:24,494 Let the same net be spread for her. 562 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:27,080 That must Hero and her gentlewoman carry. 563 00:44:27,247 --> 00:44:31,459 Let us send Beatrice to call him in to dinner. 564 00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:42,595 This can be no trick. 565 00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:45,765 The conference was sadly borne. 566 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:49,519 They have the truth of this from Hero. 567 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,692 Love me? 568 00:44:56,735 --> 00:45:01,781 Why, it must be requited. 569 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:03,950 I hear how I am censured. 570 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:07,995 They say I will bear myself proudly if I perceive the love come from her. 571 00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:13,876 They say too that she will rather die than give any sign of affection. 572 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:18,131 I did never think... to marry. 573 00:45:19,007 --> 00:45:23,136 I must not seem proud. Happy are they that hear their detractions 574 00:45:23,303 --> 00:45:25,638 and can put them to mending. They say the lady is fair. 575 00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:29,475 'Tis a truth. And virtuous. 'Tis so. I cannot reprove it. 576 00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:32,520 And wise, but for loving me. 577 00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:35,440 By my troth, it is no addition to her wit, 578 00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:39,110 nor no great argument of her folly, 579 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:41,696 for I will be 580 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:45,908 horribly in love with her! 581 00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:52,915 I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me 582 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:57,462 because I have railed so long against marriage... 583 00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:01,340 ...but dost not the appetite alter? 584 00:46:01,508 --> 00:46:05,344 A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. 585 00:46:05,512 --> 00:46:10,391 Shall these quips and sentences and paper bullets of the brain 586 00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:13,936 awe a man from the career of his humor? 587 00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:15,855 No! 588 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:18,441 The world must be peopled! 589 00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:26,491 When I said I would die a bachelor, 590 00:46:26,658 --> 00:46:31,245 I did not think I should live till I were married. 591 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,791 (shrieks) Here comes Beatrice. 592 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:39,545 (Benedick) By this day! She's a fair lady. 593 00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:46,969 I do spy some... marks of love in her. 594 00:46:57,564 --> 00:47:02,235 Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner. 595 00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:06,906 Fair Beatrice! I thank you for your pains. 596 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:16,791 I took no more pains for those thanks than you take pains to thank me. 597 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:19,252 If it had been painful, I would not have come. 598 00:47:19,419 --> 00:47:22,672 You take pleasure, then, in the message? 599 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:27,760 Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knife's point. 600 00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:29,929 (laughs) 601 00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:34,851 You have no stomach, signior? Fare you well. 602 00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:45,069 Ha! 603 00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:52,702 "Against my will I am sent 604 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,955 to bid you come in to dinner." 605 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,793 There's a double meaning in that. 606 00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:08,759 (shouts) But are you sure that Benedick loves Beatrice so entirely? 607 00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:16,809 So says the prince, and my new-trothed lord. 608 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:19,312 And did they bid you tell her of it, madam? 609 00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:21,689 They did entreat me to acquaint her of it, 610 00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:24,609 but I persuaded them, if they loved Benedick, 611 00:48:24,776 --> 00:48:27,653 never to let Beatrice know of it. 612 00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:30,990 Doth not he deserve as full as fortunate 613 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:32,742 a bed as ever Beatrice shall couch upon? 614 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:37,997 Oh, God of love! I know he doth deserve as much as may be yielded to a man, 615 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:42,418 but nature never framed a woman's heart of prouder stuff than that of Beatrice. 616 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:46,255 Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes, 617 00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:47,590 misprising what they look on, 618 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,843 and her wit values itself so highly, 619 00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:53,137 that to her, all matter else seems weak. 620 00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:56,515 - She cannot love. - (Ursula) Sure, I think so. 621 00:48:56,683 --> 00:48:58,434 Tell her of it. Hear what she will say. 622 00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:01,479 No. I will go to Benedick, 623 00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:03,856 and counsel him to fight against his passion. 624 00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:06,359 (Ursula) Do not do your cousin such a wrong. 625 00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:12,448 She cannot be so much without true judgment, having so swift a wit, 626 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:15,034 as to refuse so rare a gentleman as Signior Benedick. 627 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:19,163 He's the only man of Italy. Always excepted my dear Claudio. 628 00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:24,502 - When are you married, madam? - Why, every day. Tomorrow! 629 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:26,420 (they laugh) 630 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,136 She's limed, I warrant you. 631 00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:36,597 We have caught her, madam. 632 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:39,600 If it proves so, then loving goes by haps. 633 00:49:39,768 --> 00:49:42,603 Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps. 634 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:49,568 What fire is in mine ears? 635 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:56,826 Can this be true? Stand I condemned for pride and scorn so much? 636 00:49:56,994 --> 00:50:01,831 Contempt, farewell! And maiden pride, adieu! 637 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:05,710 No glory lives behind the back of such. 638 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:12,383 And, Benedick, love on! 639 00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:14,885 I will requite thee, 640 00:50:15,053 --> 00:50:18,639 taming my wild heart to thy loving hand. 641 00:50:18,807 --> 00:50:22,768 If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee 642 00:50:22,936 --> 00:50:26,439 to bind our loves up in a holy band. 643 00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:29,275 For others say thou dost deserve, 644 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:32,820 and I believe it 645 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,948 better than reportingly! 646 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,797 (man imitates bugle call) 647 00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:45,976 (imitates bugle call) 648 00:52:06,206 --> 00:52:07,873 Are you good men and true? 649 00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,836 Yut-ta-ta, yut-ta-ta, oi, oi, yea! 650 00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:18,050 Being chosen for the prince's watch, this is your charge. 651 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:23,389 You are to bid any man stand in the prince's name. 652 00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:25,141 How if he will not stand? 653 00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:30,062 Then take no note of him but let him go. 654 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:34,900 If he will not stand when he is bidden, he is none of the prince's subjects. 655 00:52:35,068 --> 00:52:40,072 True. And they are to meddle with none but the prince's subjects. 656 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:52,376 You shall also make no noise in the streets. 657 00:52:53,795 --> 00:52:56,046 We will rather sleep than talk. 658 00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:59,550 You speak like an ancient... 659 00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:02,511 ...and a most quiet watchman, 660 00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,306 for I cannot see how sleeping should offend. 661 00:53:09,227 --> 00:53:11,395 If you meet a thief, 662 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:15,191 you may suspect him, by virtue of your office, 663 00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:17,401 to be no true man. 664 00:53:20,947 --> 00:53:23,324 And for such kind of men, 665 00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:25,659 the less you meddle or make with them, 666 00:53:25,827 --> 00:53:30,789 why, the more is for your honesty. 667 00:53:30,957 --> 00:53:35,002 You have been always called a merciful man... partner. 668 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:39,131 Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, 669 00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:42,426 much more a man who hath any honesty in him. 670 00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,386 'Tis very true. 671 00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:49,767 (snores) 672 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:58,192 - Phrrt! - Well, masters... 673 00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,818 Good night. 674 00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:05,157 And, there be any matter of weight chances, call up me. 675 00:54:08,161 --> 00:54:09,536 Come, neighbor. 676 00:54:12,624 --> 00:54:13,916 We hear our charge. 677 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:17,836 Let us sit upon the bench till two, and then to bed. 678 00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:20,047 (dogs barking in distance) 679 00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:22,841 One word more, honest neighbors. 680 00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:25,928 I pray you, watch upon Signior Leonato's door, 681 00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:30,349 for the wedding being there tomorrow, there is a great coil tonight. 682 00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:34,395 Adieu... 683 00:54:34,562 --> 00:54:37,648 Be vigitant, I beseech you. 684 00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:11,473 (thunderclap) 685 00:55:13,893 --> 00:55:18,731 'Tis so. Count Claudio shall marry the daughter of Leonato. 686 00:55:18,898 --> 00:55:21,400 Yea, my lord, but I can cross it. 687 00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:25,571 Any bar, any cross, any impediment will be medicinable to me. 688 00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,614 I am sick in displeasure to him. 689 00:55:27,782 --> 00:55:31,535 Whatsoever comes athwart his affection ranges evenly with mine. 690 00:55:31,703 --> 00:55:35,331 - How canst thou cross this marriage? - Not honestly. 691 00:55:35,498 --> 00:55:38,876 But so covertly that no dishonesty shall appear in me. 692 00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:41,628 - Show me briefly how. - I told your lordship 693 00:55:41,796 --> 00:55:46,133 how much I am in the favor of Margaret, the waiting gentlewoman to Hero. 694 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:47,301 I remember. 695 00:55:47,469 --> 00:55:52,765 I can at any instant appoint her to look out at her lady's chamber window. 696 00:55:52,932 --> 00:55:55,476 What life is in that to be the death of this marriage? 697 00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:57,686 The poison of that lies in you to temper. 698 00:56:28,968 --> 00:56:30,803 Gallants... 699 00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:34,139 I am not as I have been. 700 00:56:34,307 --> 00:56:38,394 So say I. Methinks you are sadder. 701 00:56:40,814 --> 00:56:42,272 I hope he be in love. 702 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,233 (all) Ooh! 703 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:47,569 Signior, walk with me. I have studied eight or nine wise words 704 00:56:47,737 --> 00:56:50,280 which these hobby-horses must not hear. 705 00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:58,831 For my life, to break with him about Beatrice! 706 00:56:58,998 --> 00:57:03,877 - My lord and brother, God save you. - Good evening, brother. 707 00:57:04,045 --> 00:57:07,798 - I would speak with you. - In private? 708 00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:11,260 Count Claudio may hear, for what I would speak of concerns him. 709 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:12,928 What's the matter? 710 00:57:19,018 --> 00:57:23,147 You may think I love you not, but that appear here after 711 00:57:23,314 --> 00:57:26,900 and e'en better than me, by that I now will manifest. 712 00:57:27,068 --> 00:57:28,735 Means your lordship to marry tomorrow? 713 00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:30,279 You know he does. 714 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:33,282 I know not that when he knows what I know. 715 00:57:53,219 --> 00:57:55,679 (Borachio moans) 716 00:57:59,642 --> 00:58:02,895 (Borachio) Hero! Hero! Hero! 717 00:58:06,941 --> 00:58:11,653 The lady is disloyal. If you love her now, tomorrow wed her, 718 00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:15,741 but it would better fit your honor to change your mind. 719 00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:19,745 (they gasp and moan) 720 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,087 (cats yowling) 721 00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:34,593 (Borachio) Conrade! 722 00:58:35,803 --> 00:58:39,306 What, Conrade! Conrade, I say! 723 00:58:39,474 --> 00:58:41,475 Here, man. I am at thy elbow. 724 00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:45,312 Mass, and my elbow itched. I thought there would a scab follow. 725 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,231 (laughs) 726 00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:49,274 I will owe thee an answer for that. 727 00:58:51,402 --> 00:58:54,571 - Now, forward with thy tale. - Sit close, then. 728 00:58:54,739 --> 00:58:57,282 - Some treason, masters! - I know him! 729 00:58:58,076 --> 00:59:02,412 I have tonight wooed Margaret, 730 00:59:02,580 --> 00:59:05,290 the lady Hero's gentlewoman, 731 00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:07,751 by the name of Hero! 732 00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:13,507 I shall first tell thee how the prince, Claudio and my master, 733 00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:17,344 planted by my master Don John, 734 00:59:17,512 --> 00:59:21,473 saw this amiable encounter. 735 00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:23,892 And thought they Margaret was Hero? 736 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:28,230 Ay, and away went Claudio enraged! 737 00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:33,068 (watchman) We charge you in the prince's name, stand! 738 00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:35,404 Call up the right Master Constable. 739 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:39,700 We have here the most dangerous piece of lechery 740 00:59:39,867 --> 00:59:41,159 ever known in the commonwealth. 741 00:59:41,327 --> 00:59:44,997 - (Conrade) Masters! - (watchman) Never speak! 742 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:57,217 - (spits) - (ping!) 743 01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:03,181 There, sir. 744 01:00:05,935 --> 01:00:10,147 - What would you with me, neighbors? - Marry, sir, our watch tonight 745 01:00:10,315 --> 01:00:14,901 have ta'en a couple of as arrant knaves as any in Messina. 746 01:00:15,069 --> 01:00:16,028 Good old man, sir... 747 01:00:16,195 --> 01:00:22,117 He will be talking. As they say, when the age is in, the wit is out. 748 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:26,246 Well said, i' faith, neighbor Verges. 749 01:00:26,414 --> 01:00:31,918 Well, God's a good man, and two men ride of a horse, one must ride behind. 750 01:00:32,086 --> 01:00:34,755 All men are not alike, alas. 751 01:00:34,922 --> 01:00:40,052 - Indeed, he comes too short of you. - Gifts that God gives. 752 01:00:40,219 --> 01:00:41,178 (punching) 753 01:00:41,346 --> 01:00:43,680 Neighbors, you are tedious. 754 01:00:43,848 --> 01:00:47,768 Well, if it pleases your worship to say so, 755 01:00:47,935 --> 01:00:50,520 but we are the poor duke's officers, 756 01:00:50,688 --> 01:00:55,651 but truly for mine own part, if I were as tedious as a king, 757 01:00:55,818 --> 01:01:01,281 I could find in my heart to bestow it all on your worship. 758 01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:05,702 All thy tediousness on me? 759 01:01:07,705 --> 01:01:09,247 Ah... 760 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:14,711 I would fain know what you have to say. 761 01:01:14,879 --> 01:01:18,757 Our watch have indeed comprehended two auspicious persons. 762 01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:22,052 We would have them examined before your worship. 763 01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:25,722 Take their examination yourself and bring it me. 764 01:01:25,890 --> 01:01:28,892 I am now in great haste, as it may appear unto you. 765 01:01:31,729 --> 01:01:33,730 Drink some wine ere you go. 766 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:40,570 We are now to examination these men. 767 01:01:41,572 --> 01:01:43,240 Meet me at the jail. 768 01:01:59,006 --> 01:02:01,216 (cheering) 769 01:02:40,798 --> 01:02:43,842 You come hither, my lord, to marry this lady. 770 01:02:44,010 --> 01:02:45,802 No. 771 01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:51,308 To be married to her. You come to marry her. 772 01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:57,230 Lady, you come hither to be married to this count. 773 01:02:57,398 --> 01:02:59,483 I do. 774 01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:05,739 If you have any inward impediment why you should not be conjoined, 775 01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:09,159 I charge you, on your souls, to utter it. 776 01:03:09,327 --> 01:03:11,870 - Know you any, Hero? - None, my lord. 777 01:03:12,997 --> 01:03:15,999 - Know you any, Count? - I dare make his answer. None. 778 01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:18,168 Stand thee by, Friar. 779 01:03:20,505 --> 01:03:24,382 Father, will you with free and unconstrained soul 780 01:03:24,550 --> 01:03:27,010 - give me this maid, your daughter? - As freely, son, 781 01:03:27,178 --> 01:03:30,388 - as God did give her me. - And what have I to give you back 782 01:03:30,556 --> 01:03:36,228 whose worth may counterpoise this rich and precious gift? 783 01:03:36,395 --> 01:03:39,189 Nothing, unless you render her again. 784 01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:41,691 Sweet Prince, you learn me noble thankfulness. 785 01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:47,030 There, Leonato. Take her back again! 786 01:03:47,865 --> 01:03:51,076 Give not this rotten orange to your friend. 787 01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:56,540 She's but the sign and semblance of her honor. 788 01:03:56,707 --> 01:03:59,292 Behold how like a maid she blushes here! 789 01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:02,212 Would you not swear, all you that see her, 790 01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:06,550 that she were a maid by these exterior shows? But she is none! 791 01:04:08,302 --> 01:04:13,723 - She knows the heat of a luxurious bed! - What do you mean, my lord? 792 01:04:13,891 --> 01:04:19,229 Not to be married, not to knit my soul to an approved wanton. 793 01:04:19,397 --> 01:04:21,898 No! 794 01:04:23,776 --> 01:04:27,070 Dear my lord, if you in your own proof 795 01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:30,490 have vanquished the resistance of her youth, 796 01:04:30,658 --> 01:04:34,995 - and made defeat of her virginity... - No, Leonato! 797 01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:38,915 I never tempted her with word too large... 798 01:04:42,753 --> 01:04:45,714 ...but as a brother to his sister, 799 01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:49,092 showed bashful sincerity and comely love. 800 01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:51,761 And seemed I ever otherwise to you? 801 01:04:51,929 --> 01:04:55,807 You seemed to me as Dian in her orb, 802 01:04:55,975 --> 01:05:00,604 but you are more intemperate in your blood than Venus... 803 01:05:00,771 --> 01:05:02,272 Go away! 804 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:07,694 ...or those pampered animals that rage in savage sensuality. 805 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:11,865 Is my lord well, that he doth speak so wide? 806 01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:14,993 - Why speak not you? - What should I speak? 807 01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:18,038 I stand dishonored that I have gone about to link my dear friend 808 01:05:18,205 --> 01:05:20,540 to a common stale. 809 01:05:23,169 --> 01:05:26,296 What man was he talked with you yesternight 810 01:05:26,464 --> 01:05:29,049 out at your window betwixt twelve and one? 811 01:05:29,216 --> 01:05:32,218 I talked with no man at that hour, my lord. 812 01:05:32,386 --> 01:05:37,307 Why, then you are no maiden. Leonato, I am sorry you must hear. 813 01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:42,395 Upon mine honor, myself, my brother and this grieved count did see her, 814 01:05:42,563 --> 01:05:45,148 hear her at that hour last night, 815 01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:49,694 talk with a ruffian at her window, who hath, most like a liberal villain, 816 01:05:49,862 --> 01:05:54,699 confessed the vile encounters they have had a thousand times in secret. 817 01:05:54,867 --> 01:05:56,493 (screams) 818 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:03,500 Let us go. These things, come thus to light, smother her spirits up. 819 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:06,670 Cousin! Wherefore sink you down? 820 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:19,349 Hath no man's dagger here a point for me? 821 01:06:23,604 --> 01:06:25,063 (Leonato screams) 822 01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:30,860 Do not live, Hero! Do not open thine eyes! 823 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:37,867 - Get your hands free! - Grieved I, I had but one. 824 01:06:38,035 --> 01:06:40,078 Why had I one? 825 01:06:40,246 --> 01:06:43,039 Why ever wast thou lovely in my eyes? 826 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,542 (Hero sobs) 827 01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:51,506 - She is fallen into a pit of ink. - Sir, be patient. 828 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:55,719 For my part, I am so attired in wonder, I know not what to say. 829 01:06:55,886 --> 01:07:00,724 - On my soul, my cousin is belied! - Were you her bedfellow last night? 830 01:07:00,891 --> 01:07:05,395 No, although until last night I have this twelvemonth been her bedfellow. 831 01:07:05,563 --> 01:07:07,897 Confirmed! Confirmed! 832 01:07:08,065 --> 01:07:12,235 Would the two princes lie and Claudio lie? 833 01:07:12,403 --> 01:07:16,406 Hence from her, let her die! 834 01:07:18,242 --> 01:07:19,659 Hear me a little! 835 01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:23,997 Lady, what man is he you are accused of? 836 01:07:24,165 --> 01:07:27,083 They know that do accuse me. I know none. 837 01:07:27,251 --> 01:07:30,295 There is some strange misprision in the princes. 838 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,672 Two of them have the very bent of honor. 839 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:36,301 If they be misled in this, it is by John the bastard. 840 01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:41,222 If they wrong her honor, the proudest of them shall well hear of it. 841 01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:45,351 Pause awhile, and let my counsel sway you in this case. 842 01:07:45,519 --> 01:07:49,647 Your daughter here the princes left for dead. 843 01:07:49,815 --> 01:07:53,109 Let her awhile be secretly kept in, 844 01:07:53,277 --> 01:07:55,945 and publish it that she is dead indeed. 845 01:07:56,113 --> 01:07:58,990 (Leonato) What shall become of this? 846 01:07:59,158 --> 01:08:05,121 She dying, as it must be so maintained, upon the instant that she was accused, 847 01:08:05,289 --> 01:08:09,000 shall be lamented, pitied, 848 01:08:09,168 --> 01:08:11,628 and excused of every hearer. 849 01:08:11,796 --> 01:08:14,297 So will it fare with Claudio. 850 01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:17,967 When he shall hear she died upon his words, 851 01:08:18,135 --> 01:08:20,678 the idea of her life 852 01:08:20,846 --> 01:08:24,474 shall sweetly creep into his study of imagination, 853 01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:29,979 and every lovely organ of her life shall come appareled in more precious habit 854 01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:32,982 than when she lived indeed. 855 01:08:33,150 --> 01:08:38,488 Then shall he mourn, and wish he had not so accused her. 856 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:41,866 Signior Leonato, let the friar advise you. 857 01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:47,038 Being that I flow in grief, 858 01:08:47,206 --> 01:08:51,334 the smallest twine may lead me. 859 01:08:51,502 --> 01:08:55,338 'Tis well consented. Presently away. 860 01:08:55,506 --> 01:08:57,674 Come, lady. 861 01:08:58,843 --> 01:09:01,469 Die to live. 862 01:09:01,637 --> 01:09:04,389 This wedding day perhaps is but prolonged. 863 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:08,101 Have patience and endure. 864 01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:36,212 Lady Beatrice, have you wept all this while? 865 01:09:36,380 --> 01:09:37,922 Yea. 866 01:09:38,090 --> 01:09:41,217 - And I will weep awhile longer. - I will not desire that. 867 01:09:41,385 --> 01:09:44,053 You have no reason. I do it freely. 868 01:09:44,221 --> 01:09:46,806 Surely I believe your cousin is wronged. 869 01:09:46,974 --> 01:09:51,060 How much might the man deserve of me that would right her! 870 01:09:51,228 --> 01:09:52,979 Is there a way to show such friendship? 871 01:09:53,147 --> 01:09:55,899 A very even way but no such friend. 872 01:09:56,066 --> 01:10:01,571 - May a man do it? - It is a man's office... but not yours. 873 01:10:02,907 --> 01:10:05,742 I do love nothing in the world so well as you. 874 01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:10,496 Is not that strange? 875 01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:14,667 As strange as the thing I know not. 876 01:10:16,503 --> 01:10:20,548 It were as possible for me to say I love nothing so well as you, 877 01:10:20,716 --> 01:10:25,595 but believe me not, and yet I lie not. 878 01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:30,016 I confess nothing nor I deny nothing. I am sorry for my cousin. 879 01:10:30,184 --> 01:10:32,435 By my sword, Beatrice, thou lovest me. 880 01:10:32,603 --> 01:10:37,315 - Do not swear, and eat it. - I will swear by it that you love me, 881 01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:39,901 and I will make him eat it that says I love not you. 882 01:10:41,278 --> 01:10:45,782 - Why then, God forgive me. - What offense, sweet Beatrice? 883 01:10:45,950 --> 01:10:48,701 You have stayed me in a happy hour. 884 01:10:48,869 --> 01:10:53,122 - I was about to protest I loved you. - And do it with all thy heart. 885 01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:57,335 I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest. 886 01:11:03,592 --> 01:11:06,469 Come, bid me do anything for thee. 887 01:11:09,598 --> 01:11:12,392 Kill Claudio. 888 01:11:14,561 --> 01:11:16,145 (gasps) 889 01:11:16,313 --> 01:11:18,690 Not for the wide world. 890 01:11:21,443 --> 01:11:24,904 You kill me to deny it. Fare you well. 891 01:11:25,072 --> 01:11:28,408 I am gone though I am here. There is no love in you. 892 01:11:28,575 --> 01:11:30,285 - Let me go! - Beatrice! 893 01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:32,578 - I will go! - We'll be friends first. 894 01:11:32,746 --> 01:11:36,624 You dare easier be friends with me than fight with mine enemy? 895 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:39,627 - Is Claudio thine enemy? - Is he not approved 896 01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:41,504 in the height a villain 897 01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:45,091 that hath slandered, scorned, dishonored my kinswoman? 898 01:11:45,259 --> 01:11:47,260 Oh, that I were a man! 899 01:11:47,428 --> 01:11:52,015 What, bear her in hand until they come to take hands, 900 01:11:52,182 --> 01:11:54,684 and then with public accusation, 901 01:11:54,852 --> 01:11:58,855 uncovered slander, unmitigated rancor... 902 01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:00,857 Oh, God, that I were a man! 903 01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:04,110 I would eat his heart in the market place! 904 01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:06,863 Hear me, Beatrice. 905 01:12:07,031 --> 01:12:10,241 Talk with a man out at a window. 906 01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:12,744 - A proper saying! - Beatrice. 907 01:12:12,911 --> 01:12:14,871 Sweet Hero! 908 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:20,126 She is wronged, she is slandered. 909 01:12:20,294 --> 01:12:22,545 - She is undone! - Beatrice! 910 01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:25,965 He is now as valiant as Hercules 911 01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:28,343 that only tells a lie and swears it. 912 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:36,726 I cannot be a man with wishing, 913 01:12:36,894 --> 01:12:41,064 therefore I will die a woman with grieving. 914 01:12:41,231 --> 01:12:43,399 By this hand, I love thee. 915 01:12:43,567 --> 01:12:47,904 Use it for my love some other way than swearing by it. 916 01:12:48,072 --> 01:12:51,824 Think you in your soul the Count Claudio hath wronged Hero? 917 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:58,498 Yea, as sure as I have a thought, 918 01:12:58,665 --> 01:13:00,416 or a soul. 919 01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,171 Enough. 920 01:13:05,339 --> 01:13:06,923 I am engaged. 921 01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:09,050 I will challenge him. 922 01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:13,012 Go. 923 01:13:14,348 --> 01:13:16,724 Comfort your cousin. 924 01:13:16,892 --> 01:13:18,393 I must say she is dead. 925 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:23,272 And so, farewell. 926 01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:49,966 (breathes heavily) 927 01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:54,137 (laughs) 928 01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:11,487 (Dogberry) Is our whole dissembly appeared? 929 01:14:11,655 --> 01:14:13,489 Oh, yea! 930 01:14:13,657 --> 01:14:19,162 - Which be the malefactors? - Marry, that am I. And my partner. 931 01:14:19,329 --> 01:14:22,248 But which are the offenders that are to be examined? 932 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:26,627 (whispers) 933 01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:31,299 What is your name, friend? 934 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:34,135 Borachio. 935 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:39,807 Write down "Borachio." 936 01:14:42,895 --> 01:14:45,521 - Yours, sirrah? - I am a gentleman, sir. 937 01:14:45,689 --> 01:14:49,192 - Ooh! - And my name is Conrade. 938 01:14:49,359 --> 01:14:53,488 Write down "Master Gentleman Conrade." 939 01:14:54,281 --> 01:15:00,036 Masters, it is proved already that you are little better than false names. 940 01:15:00,204 --> 01:15:02,622 How answer you for yourselves? 941 01:15:02,789 --> 01:15:05,875 Marry, sir, we say we are none. 942 01:15:08,587 --> 01:15:09,545 You. 943 01:15:09,713 --> 01:15:14,383 Sir, I say to you we are none. 944 01:15:14,551 --> 01:15:19,013 - Have you writ down they are none? - You go not the way to examine. 945 01:15:19,181 --> 01:15:23,809 You must call forth the watch that are their accusers. 946 01:15:23,977 --> 01:15:26,229 Let the watch come forth. 947 01:15:26,396 --> 01:15:29,315 I charge you, in the prince's name, accuse these men. 948 01:15:29,483 --> 01:15:34,320 This man said that Don John, the prince's brother, was a villain. 949 01:15:34,488 --> 01:15:37,198 - Write down "Prince John a villain." - Master Constable... 950 01:15:40,410 --> 01:15:42,119 Pray, thee, fellow, peace. 951 01:15:42,287 --> 01:15:46,582 I do not like thy look, I promise thee. 952 01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:50,419 What heard you him say else? 953 01:15:50,587 --> 01:15:53,422 That he received 1,000 ducats of Don John 954 01:15:53,590 --> 01:15:55,591 for accusing the lady Hero wrongfully. 955 01:15:55,759 --> 01:15:58,928 - Flat burglary as ever was committed. - That it is. 956 01:15:59,096 --> 01:16:02,598 - What else? - And that Count Claudio did mean 957 01:16:02,766 --> 01:16:07,103 upon his words to disgrace Hero before the whole assembly 958 01:16:07,271 --> 01:16:08,271 and not marry her. 959 01:16:08,438 --> 01:16:12,441 Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this. 960 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:17,029 - What else? - This is all. 961 01:16:17,197 --> 01:16:20,658 Prince John is this morning secretly stolen away. 962 01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:23,452 Hero was in this manner accused, 963 01:16:23,620 --> 01:16:25,705 in this very manner refused, 964 01:16:25,872 --> 01:16:29,125 and upon the grief of this, suddenly died. 965 01:16:30,294 --> 01:16:34,171 Master Constable, let these men be bound and brought to Leonato's. 966 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:40,886 Come, let them be opinioned. 967 01:16:41,054 --> 01:16:43,180 Let them be, in the hands. 968 01:16:45,058 --> 01:16:46,809 Off, coxcomb! 969 01:16:48,478 --> 01:16:51,022 God's my life, where's the sexton? 970 01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:54,483 Let him write down, "The prince's officer coxcomb!" 971 01:16:55,652 --> 01:16:58,487 Come, bind them. Thou naughty varlet! 972 01:16:59,865 --> 01:17:02,491 Away! You are an ass! 973 01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:07,872 You are an ass! 974 01:17:23,013 --> 01:17:25,514 Dost thou not suspect my place? 975 01:17:25,682 --> 01:17:28,559 Dost thou not suspect my years? 976 01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:32,647 Oh, that he were here to write me down an ass! 977 01:17:32,814 --> 01:17:35,566 Masters, remember - I am an ass. 978 01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:40,696 Though it be not written down, forget not that I am an ass. 979 01:17:50,374 --> 01:17:53,125 (Antonio) If you go on thus, you will kill yourself. 980 01:17:53,293 --> 01:17:56,545 Bring me a father that so loved his child, 981 01:17:56,713 --> 01:17:58,964 whose joy of her is overwhelmed like mine, 982 01:17:59,132 --> 01:18:01,384 and bid him speak of patience. 983 01:18:01,551 --> 01:18:03,803 But there is no such man, 984 01:18:03,970 --> 01:18:06,347 for men can counsel and speak comfort 985 01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:08,683 to that grief which they themselves not feel, 986 01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:12,561 but tasting it, their counsel turns to passion. 987 01:18:12,729 --> 01:18:16,774 I pray thee, peace! I will be flesh and blood. 988 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:20,820 For there was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently. 989 01:18:20,987 --> 01:18:23,489 Yet bend not all the harm upon yourself. 990 01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:26,909 Make those that do offend you suffer, too. 991 01:18:27,077 --> 01:18:30,579 There thou speak'st reason. Nay, I will do so. 992 01:18:30,747 --> 01:18:34,458 My soul doth tell me Hero is belied, and that shall Claudio know, 993 01:18:34,626 --> 01:18:36,961 so shall the prince and all that thus dishonor her. 994 01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:39,422 Here comes the prince and Claudio! 995 01:18:40,799 --> 01:18:43,718 - Good day. - (Leonato) Hear you, my lords? 996 01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:46,721 - We have some haste. - Some haste? 997 01:18:46,888 --> 01:18:51,183 Well, fare you well, my lord! Are you so hasty now? Well, all is one. 998 01:18:51,351 --> 01:18:52,893 Do not quarrel with us. 999 01:18:53,061 --> 01:18:55,938 If quarrelling could right him, men would lay low. 1000 01:18:56,106 --> 01:18:59,233 - Who wrongs him? - Marry, thou dost wrong me, thou! 1001 01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:02,319 Never lay thy hand upon thy sword. I fear thee not. 1002 01:19:02,487 --> 01:19:05,948 Beshrew my hand if it should give such cause of fear. 1003 01:19:06,116 --> 01:19:09,118 - My hand meant nothing to my sword. - Tush, tush. 1004 01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:13,330 Never fleer and jest at me. I speak not like a dotard nor a fool. 1005 01:19:13,498 --> 01:19:16,125 I say thou hast belied mine innocent child. 1006 01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:19,795 - You say not right, old man. - I'll prove it on his body if he dare! 1007 01:19:19,963 --> 01:19:22,590 (Claudio) Away, I will not have to do with you! 1008 01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:26,844 Canst thou so daff me? 1009 01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:29,305 Thou hast killed my child! 1010 01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:32,850 If thou kill'st me, boy, thou shalt kill a man. 1011 01:19:33,018 --> 01:19:35,728 He shall kill two of us, and men indeed, 1012 01:19:35,896 --> 01:19:38,481 but that's no matter - let him kill one first. 1013 01:19:38,648 --> 01:19:42,359 I'll whip you from your foining fence, yea, as I am a gentleman, I will. 1014 01:19:42,527 --> 01:19:48,032 Content yourself. God knows I loved my niece, 1015 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:51,202 and she is dead, slandered to death by villains. 1016 01:19:51,369 --> 01:19:55,331 Scambling, outfacing, fashion-monging boys, 1017 01:19:55,499 --> 01:20:00,252 that lie and cog, and flout, deprave and slander. 1018 01:20:00,420 --> 01:20:04,006 - Brother... - 'Tis no matter. Do not you meddle. 1019 01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:06,342 Let me deal in this. 1020 01:20:06,510 --> 01:20:09,512 Gentlemen both, we will not wake your patience. 1021 01:20:09,679 --> 01:20:12,014 My heart is sorry for your daughter's death, 1022 01:20:12,182 --> 01:20:17,186 but she was charged with nothing but what was true and very full of proof. 1023 01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:21,398 - My lord, my lord... - I will not hear you. 1024 01:20:21,566 --> 01:20:23,359 No? 1025 01:20:23,527 --> 01:20:26,695 Come, brother. Away. I will be heard! 1026 01:20:26,863 --> 01:20:30,741 And shall, or some of us will smart for it. 1027 01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:46,549 See, here comes the man we went to seek. 1028 01:20:46,716 --> 01:20:50,719 - Now, signior, what news? - Good day, my lord. 1029 01:20:50,887 --> 01:20:52,805 You are almost come to part almost a fray. 1030 01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:56,225 We had liked to have had our two noses snapped off. 1031 01:20:56,393 --> 01:20:57,810 Shall I speak a word in your ear? 1032 01:20:59,771 --> 01:21:02,231 You are a villain. I jest not. 1033 01:21:02,399 --> 01:21:05,109 I will make it good with what you dare and when you dare. 1034 01:21:05,277 --> 01:21:08,696 Do me right, or I will protest your cowardice. 1035 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:13,242 You have killed a sweet lady, and her death shall fall heavy on you. 1036 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,954 Fare you well, boy. 1037 01:21:18,248 --> 01:21:20,124 You know my mind. 1038 01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:28,424 My lord, for your many courtesies, I thank you. 1039 01:21:28,592 --> 01:21:30,968 I must discontinue your company. 1040 01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:34,805 Your brother the bastard is fled from Messina. 1041 01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:40,561 You have among you killed a sweet and innocent lady. 1042 01:21:41,271 --> 01:21:46,150 For my Lord Lackbeard there, he and I shall meet. 1043 01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:48,193 Till then... 1044 01:21:49,779 --> 01:21:51,071 ...peace be with him. 1045 01:21:59,789 --> 01:22:01,332 He is in earnest. 1046 01:22:01,499 --> 01:22:04,543 - In most profound earnest. - And hath challenged thee. 1047 01:22:04,711 --> 01:22:06,545 Most sincerely. 1048 01:22:07,547 --> 01:22:08,964 (shouting) 1049 01:22:20,977 --> 01:22:23,979 Officers, what offense have these men done? 1050 01:22:24,147 --> 01:22:28,400 They have committed false report, moreover, they have spoken untruths, 1051 01:22:28,568 --> 01:22:31,320 secondarily, they are slanders, sixth and lastly, they belied a lady, 1052 01:22:31,488 --> 01:22:33,322 thirdly, they have verified unjust things, 1053 01:22:33,490 --> 01:22:37,409 and to conclude, they are lying knaves. 1054 01:22:40,330 --> 01:22:43,332 Who have you offended, masters? 1055 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:46,502 This learned constable is too cunning to be understood. 1056 01:22:46,670 --> 01:22:49,672 I have deceived even your very eyes. 1057 01:22:51,007 --> 01:22:53,175 What your wisdoms could not discover, 1058 01:22:53,343 --> 01:22:57,888 these shallow fools have brought to light, 1059 01:22:58,056 --> 01:23:03,477 who, in the night, overheard me confessing to this man 1060 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:06,939 how Don John your brother 1061 01:23:07,107 --> 01:23:10,359 incensed me to slander the lady Hero, 1062 01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:16,198 how you saw me court Margaret... 1063 01:23:18,326 --> 01:23:22,246 ...how you disgraced Hero 1064 01:23:22,414 --> 01:23:24,456 when you should marry her. 1065 01:23:26,376 --> 01:23:28,585 The lady is dead 1066 01:23:28,753 --> 01:23:31,672 upon mine and my master's false accusation. 1067 01:23:33,550 --> 01:23:36,051 Sweet Hero! 1068 01:23:39,431 --> 01:23:41,557 Come, bring away the plaintiffs. 1069 01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:46,895 By this time our sexton hath reformed Signior Leonato of the matter. 1070 01:23:47,063 --> 01:23:50,232 And, masters, do not forget to specify, 1071 01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:52,901 when time and place shall serve, that I am an ass. 1072 01:23:53,069 --> 01:23:57,156 Here, here... comes Master Signior Leonato, and the sexton, too. 1073 01:24:04,914 --> 01:24:08,417 Which is the villain? Let me see his eyes! 1074 01:24:08,585 --> 01:24:12,254 If you would know your wronger, look on me. 1075 01:24:12,422 --> 01:24:17,176 Art thou the slave that with thy tongue hast killed mine innocent child? 1076 01:24:17,343 --> 01:24:20,262 Yea, even I alone. 1077 01:24:20,430 --> 01:24:24,892 No, not so, villain. Thou beliest thyself. 1078 01:24:26,102 --> 01:24:28,437 Here stand a pair of honorable men. 1079 01:24:29,522 --> 01:24:32,274 A third is fled that had a hand in it. 1080 01:24:33,443 --> 01:24:35,527 I thank you for my daughter's death. 1081 01:24:35,695 --> 01:24:39,448 Record it with your high and worthy deeds. 1082 01:24:39,616 --> 01:24:41,617 'Twas bravely done, if you bethink you of it. 1083 01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:47,498 I know not how to pray your patience... yet I must speak. 1084 01:24:50,293 --> 01:24:53,337 Choose your revenge yourself. 1085 01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:58,550 Impose me to what penance your invention can lay upon my sin, 1086 01:24:58,718 --> 01:25:02,471 yet sinned I not but in mistaking. 1087 01:25:02,639 --> 01:25:04,515 By my soul, nor I. 1088 01:25:04,682 --> 01:25:09,686 I cannot bid you bid my daughter live. That were impossible. 1089 01:25:09,854 --> 01:25:11,855 But I pray you both, 1090 01:25:12,023 --> 01:25:15,901 possess the people in Messina here how innocent she died. 1091 01:25:16,069 --> 01:25:21,198 And if your love can labor aught in sad invention, 1092 01:25:21,366 --> 01:25:24,493 hang her an epitaph upon her tomb, 1093 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:27,830 and sing it to her bones. 1094 01:25:27,997 --> 01:25:30,666 Sing it tonight. 1095 01:25:30,834 --> 01:25:33,502 Tomorrow morning come you to my house, 1096 01:25:33,670 --> 01:25:37,881 and since you could not be my son-in-law, 1097 01:25:38,049 --> 01:25:40,467 be yet my nephew. 1098 01:25:43,263 --> 01:25:45,848 My brother hath a daughter. 1099 01:25:46,015 --> 01:25:48,851 Almost the copy of my child that's dead. 1100 01:25:49,018 --> 01:25:52,563 And she alone is heir to both of us. 1101 01:25:52,730 --> 01:25:56,900 Give her the right you should have given her cousin, 1102 01:25:58,361 --> 01:26:01,530 and so dies my revenge. 1103 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:07,703 Oh, noble sir. 1104 01:26:07,871 --> 01:26:11,081 Your overkindness doth wring tears from me. 1105 01:26:13,084 --> 01:26:17,462 I do embrace your offer... 1106 01:26:19,716 --> 01:26:23,051 ...and dispose for henceforth of poor Claudio. 1107 01:26:23,219 --> 01:26:26,930 Tomorrow then I will expect your coming. 1108 01:26:28,558 --> 01:26:30,559 Tonight I take my leave. 1109 01:26:37,942 --> 01:26:42,029 This naughty man shall face to face be brought to Margaret, 1110 01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:44,156 who was packed in all this wrong. 1111 01:26:44,324 --> 01:26:46,241 Nay, by my soul, she was not, 1112 01:26:46,409 --> 01:26:49,453 nor knew not what she did when she spoke to me, 1113 01:26:49,621 --> 01:26:53,290 but always hath been just and virtuous in anything that I do know by her. 1114 01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:59,630 Moreover, sir, which indeed is not under white and black, 1115 01:26:59,797 --> 01:27:04,301 the offender did call me "ass". 1116 01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:07,429 I beseech you, let it be remembered in his punishment. 1117 01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:11,683 I thank thee for thy care and honest pains. 1118 01:27:11,851 --> 01:27:16,563 Your worship speaks like a most thankful and reverend youth, 1119 01:27:16,731 --> 01:27:18,440 and I praise God for you. 1120 01:27:19,734 --> 01:27:21,068 There's for thy pains. 1121 01:27:25,406 --> 01:27:27,115 God save the foundation! 1122 01:27:27,283 --> 01:27:29,159 Go. 1123 01:27:30,119 --> 01:27:33,580 I discharge thee of thy prisoner, and I thank thee. 1124 01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,418 I leave with your worship an arrant knave, 1125 01:27:38,586 --> 01:27:42,965 which I beseech you to correct yourself, for the example of others. 1126 01:27:46,928 --> 01:27:48,637 God restore you to health. 1127 01:27:49,847 --> 01:27:52,099 I humbly give you leave to depart, 1128 01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:56,353 and if a merry meeting may be wished, 1129 01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:58,188 God prohibit it! 1130 01:28:02,735 --> 01:28:04,403 Come, neighbor. 1131 01:28:15,248 --> 01:28:17,374 (dogs barking) 1132 01:28:24,048 --> 01:28:26,717 Until tomorrow morning, lords, farewell. 1133 01:28:26,884 --> 01:28:29,886 Farewell, my lords. We look for you tomorrow. 1134 01:28:30,054 --> 01:28:32,848 We will not fail. 1135 01:28:33,016 --> 01:28:34,683 Tonight... 1136 01:28:34,851 --> 01:28:37,686 I'll mourn with Hero. 1137 01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:46,862 (somber choir sings) 1138 01:30:10,947 --> 01:30:13,281 Done to death 1139 01:30:13,449 --> 01:30:15,617 by slanderous tongues... 1140 01:30:17,453 --> 01:30:20,789 ...was the Hero that here lies. 1141 01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:26,503 Death in guerdon of her wrongs... 1142 01:30:29,924 --> 01:30:33,635 ...gives her fame which never dies. 1143 01:30:35,888 --> 01:30:37,722 So the life... 1144 01:30:39,475 --> 01:30:41,476 ...that died with shame... 1145 01:30:44,522 --> 01:30:46,523 ...lives in death... 1146 01:30:49,652 --> 01:30:51,987 ...with glorious fame. 1147 01:30:56,159 --> 01:30:58,243 (sobs) 1148 01:31:02,248 --> 01:31:08,211 (Balthasar) ♪ Pardon, goddess of the night 1149 01:31:08,379 --> 01:31:13,592 ♪ Those that slew thy virgin knight 1150 01:31:15,094 --> 01:31:20,140 ♪ For the which with songs of woe 1151 01:31:20,308 --> 01:31:25,937 ♪ Round about her tomb they go 1152 01:31:27,690 --> 01:31:33,528 ♪ Midnight, assist our moan 1153 01:31:33,696 --> 01:31:39,659 ♪ Help us to sigh and groan 1154 01:31:39,827 --> 01:31:43,371 ♪ Heavily, heavily 1155 01:31:43,539 --> 01:31:48,210 ♪ Heavily ♪ 1156 01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:56,468 (cockerel crows) 1157 01:31:58,638 --> 01:32:03,099 ♪ The God of love 1158 01:32:03,267 --> 01:32:08,355 ♪ That sits above 1159 01:32:10,233 --> 01:32:16,655 ♪ And knows me 1160 01:32:16,822 --> 01:32:21,701 ♪ How pitiful I deserve... 1161 01:32:23,079 --> 01:32:27,249 I mean in singing, but in loving, 1162 01:32:27,416 --> 01:32:31,920 Leander the good swimmer, Troilus the first employer of panders, 1163 01:32:32,088 --> 01:32:35,799 and a whole book full of these quondam carpet-mongers 1164 01:32:35,967 --> 01:32:39,261 whose names yet run smoothly in the even road of a blank verse, 1165 01:32:39,428 --> 01:32:43,890 why they were never so truly turned over and over 1166 01:32:44,058 --> 01:32:48,436 as my poor self in love. 1167 01:32:48,604 --> 01:32:51,106 Marry, I cannot show it in rhyme. 1168 01:32:51,274 --> 01:32:53,024 I have tried. 1169 01:32:53,192 --> 01:32:58,196 I can find out no rhyme to "lady" but..."baby." 1170 01:32:58,364 --> 01:32:59,823 An innocent rhyme. 1171 01:32:59,991 --> 01:33:03,952 For "scorn" - "horn." A hard rhyme. 1172 01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:07,497 For "school" - "fool." A babbling rhyme. 1173 01:33:07,665 --> 01:33:10,917 Very ominous endings. 1174 01:33:11,085 --> 01:33:14,713 No... I was not born under a rhyming planet, 1175 01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:18,425 nor I cannot woo in festival terms. 1176 01:33:22,138 --> 01:33:26,516 Sweet Beatrice, wouldst thou come when I called thee? 1177 01:33:26,684 --> 01:33:29,394 Yea, signior, and depart when you bid me. 1178 01:33:29,562 --> 01:33:31,479 Oh, stay but till then. 1179 01:33:31,647 --> 01:33:34,441 "Then" is spoken. Fare you well now. 1180 01:33:37,695 --> 01:33:39,029 And yet... 1181 01:33:39,947 --> 01:33:41,656 ...ere I go... 1182 01:33:44,410 --> 01:33:49,331 ...let me go with knowing what hath passed between you and Claudio. 1183 01:33:49,498 --> 01:33:53,585 Only foul words, and thereupon I will kiss thee. 1184 01:33:53,753 --> 01:33:58,048 Foul words is but foul breath, and foul breath is noisome. 1185 01:33:58,215 --> 01:34:00,175 - I will depart unkissed. - Thou hast frighted the word 1186 01:34:00,343 --> 01:34:03,178 out of his right sense, so forcible is thy wit. 1187 01:34:03,346 --> 01:34:06,848 Claudio undergoes my challenge, 1188 01:34:07,016 --> 01:34:10,185 and either I must shortly hear from him... 1189 01:34:10,353 --> 01:34:13,021 ...or I will subscribe him a coward. 1190 01:34:15,566 --> 01:34:18,485 And I pray thee now, 1191 01:34:18,653 --> 01:34:22,489 tell me, for which of my bad parts 1192 01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:25,200 did thou first fall in love with me? 1193 01:34:26,285 --> 01:34:28,495 For them all together, 1194 01:34:28,663 --> 01:34:31,373 which maintains so politic a state of evil 1195 01:34:31,540 --> 01:34:35,210 that they will not admit any good part to intermingle with them. 1196 01:34:35,378 --> 01:34:39,673 For which of my good parts did you first suffer love for me? 1197 01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:44,177 Suffer love! A good epithet, for I love thee against my will. 1198 01:34:44,345 --> 01:34:48,181 In spite of your heart, I think. Alas, poor heart. 1199 01:34:48,349 --> 01:34:51,017 If you spite it for my sake, I will spite it for yours. 1200 01:34:51,185 --> 01:34:53,436 I will never love that which my friend hates. 1201 01:34:53,604 --> 01:34:58,733 Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably. 1202 01:35:00,319 --> 01:35:01,945 And now tell me, 1203 01:35:02,113 --> 01:35:04,197 how doth your cousin? 1204 01:35:05,741 --> 01:35:08,827 Very ill. 1205 01:35:09,995 --> 01:35:11,746 And how do you? 1206 01:35:13,374 --> 01:35:15,250 Very ill too. 1207 01:35:16,377 --> 01:35:18,461 Serve God, 1208 01:35:18,629 --> 01:35:20,797 love me... 1209 01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:24,926 ...and mend. 1210 01:35:26,429 --> 01:35:28,012 - Madam! - Here comes one in haste. 1211 01:35:28,180 --> 01:35:33,101 You must come to your uncle. Yonder's old coil at home. 1212 01:35:33,269 --> 01:35:38,231 It is proved my lady Hero hath been falsely accused... 1213 01:35:39,483 --> 01:35:42,193 ...the prince and Claudio mightily abused, 1214 01:35:42,361 --> 01:35:45,280 and Don John is the author of all, 1215 01:35:45,448 --> 01:35:47,907 who is fled and gone. 1216 01:35:48,075 --> 01:35:50,076 Will you come... 1217 01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:52,620 ...presently? 1218 01:35:53,664 --> 01:35:55,290 Will you go hear this news, signior? 1219 01:35:55,458 --> 01:36:00,128 I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap and be buried in thy eyes, 1220 01:36:00,296 --> 01:36:03,339 and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle's. 1221 01:36:06,135 --> 01:36:09,345 - Did I not say she was innocent? - So are the prince and Claudio 1222 01:36:09,513 --> 01:36:13,600 who accused her upon the error debated. But Margaret... 1223 01:36:13,768 --> 01:36:15,602 ...was in some fault for this. 1224 01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:18,229 I am glad that all things sort so well. 1225 01:36:18,397 --> 01:36:20,315 Now you gentlewomen all, withdraw, 1226 01:36:20,483 --> 01:36:22,859 and when I send for you, come hither masked. 1227 01:36:26,989 --> 01:36:30,074 The prince and Claudio promised by this hour to visit me. 1228 01:36:30,242 --> 01:36:34,287 You must be father to your brother's daughter, 1229 01:36:34,455 --> 01:36:35,663 and give her to young Claudio. 1230 01:36:35,831 --> 01:36:39,125 Which I will do with confirmed countenance. 1231 01:36:39,293 --> 01:36:42,003 Friar, I must entreat your pains, I think. 1232 01:36:42,171 --> 01:36:45,048 - To do what, signior? - To bind me or undo me, one of them. 1233 01:36:45,216 --> 01:36:48,384 Signior Leonato, truth it is, good signior, 1234 01:36:48,552 --> 01:36:51,513 your niece regards me with an eye of favor. 1235 01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:54,766 The sight whereof you had from me, Claudio and the prince. 1236 01:36:54,934 --> 01:36:57,977 - What's your will? - Your answer is enigmatical... 1237 01:36:58,145 --> 01:37:02,982 but my will is your good will may stand with ours this day 1238 01:37:03,150 --> 01:37:07,028 to be conjoined in the state 1239 01:37:07,196 --> 01:37:09,364 of honorable marriage, 1240 01:37:09,532 --> 01:37:12,242 in which, good Friar, I shall desire your help. 1241 01:37:12,409 --> 01:37:15,870 - My heart is with your liking. - And my help. 1242 01:37:17,081 --> 01:37:18,873 (shouting) 1243 01:37:25,923 --> 01:37:27,799 Here come the prince and Claudio. 1244 01:37:44,024 --> 01:37:45,733 Good morrow to this fair assembly. 1245 01:37:45,901 --> 01:37:50,280 Good morrow, Prince. Good morrow, Claudio. We here attend you. 1246 01:37:50,447 --> 01:37:54,284 Are you yet determined today to marry with my brother's daughter? 1247 01:37:56,704 --> 01:38:00,415 Call her forth, brother. Here's the friar ready. 1248 01:38:11,927 --> 01:38:13,928 Which is the lady I must seize upon? 1249 01:38:21,103 --> 01:38:24,898 This same is she, and I do give you her. 1250 01:38:30,988 --> 01:38:33,865 Sweet... 1251 01:38:34,033 --> 01:38:37,285 - Let me see your face. - No. That you shall not 1252 01:38:37,453 --> 01:38:41,539 till you take her hand before this friar and swear to marry her. 1253 01:38:46,921 --> 01:38:48,963 Give me your hand before this holy friar. 1254 01:38:52,968 --> 01:38:54,677 I am your husband... 1255 01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:58,389 ...if you like of me. 1256 01:39:08,025 --> 01:39:10,652 Hero that is... dead. 1257 01:39:10,819 --> 01:39:15,406 She died, my lord, but whiles her slander lived. 1258 01:39:15,574 --> 01:39:19,118 And when I lived, 1259 01:39:19,286 --> 01:39:21,371 I was your other wife. 1260 01:39:24,333 --> 01:39:26,334 And when you loved... 1261 01:39:27,753 --> 01:39:30,338 ...you were my other husband. 1262 01:39:30,506 --> 01:39:33,883 One Hero died defiled, but I do live. 1263 01:39:34,051 --> 01:39:37,637 And surely as I live... 1264 01:39:38,889 --> 01:39:40,473 I am a maid. 1265 01:39:42,601 --> 01:39:44,227 (sobs) 1266 01:40:10,295 --> 01:40:13,047 All this amazement can I qualify. 1267 01:40:13,215 --> 01:40:15,049 When after that the holy rites are ended, 1268 01:40:15,217 --> 01:40:18,553 I'll tell you largely of fair Hero's death. 1269 01:40:25,310 --> 01:40:27,353 (Benedick) Soft and fair, Friar! 1270 01:40:28,439 --> 01:40:29,731 Which is Beatrice? 1271 01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:40,408 I answer to that name. 1272 01:40:47,124 --> 01:40:48,750 What is your will? 1273 01:40:50,461 --> 01:40:52,462 Do not you love me? 1274 01:40:53,547 --> 01:40:55,923 Why, no. 1275 01:40:56,091 --> 01:40:57,425 No more than reason. 1276 01:40:58,802 --> 01:41:02,096 Your uncle and the prince and Claudio swore you did. 1277 01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:06,642 - Do not you love me? - Why, no. No more than reason. 1278 01:41:08,103 --> 01:41:12,315 My cousin, Margaret and Ursula are much deceived. 1279 01:41:12,483 --> 01:41:15,318 - They swore you did. - They swore you were sick for me. 1280 01:41:15,486 --> 01:41:16,986 They swore you were nearly dead for me. 1281 01:41:17,154 --> 01:41:19,447 'Tis no such matter. Then... 1282 01:41:20,491 --> 01:41:22,075 you do not love me? 1283 01:41:22,242 --> 01:41:24,452 No, truly, but in friendly recompense. 1284 01:41:26,205 --> 01:41:29,290 Come, cousin. I am sure you love the gentleman! 1285 01:41:29,458 --> 01:41:32,960 I'll be sworn upon it that he loves her, for here written in his hand, 1286 01:41:33,128 --> 01:41:36,005 a halting sonnet of his own pure brain, fashioned to Beatrice. 1287 01:41:39,134 --> 01:41:43,471 And here's another, writ in my cousin's hand, stolen from her pocket, 1288 01:41:43,639 --> 01:41:45,890 containing her affection unto Benedick. 1289 01:41:55,609 --> 01:41:57,401 A miracle! 1290 01:41:57,569 --> 01:42:02,198 Here's our own hands against our hearts. 1291 01:42:03,826 --> 01:42:05,576 Come. 1292 01:42:05,744 --> 01:42:10,248 (resigned tone) I will have thee, but by this light, I take thee for pity. 1293 01:42:11,959 --> 01:42:16,003 I would not deny you, but by this good day, 1294 01:42:16,171 --> 01:42:20,883 I yield upon great persuasion, and partly to save your life, 1295 01:42:21,051 --> 01:42:22,635 for I was told you were in a consumption. 1296 01:42:22,803 --> 01:42:26,514 Peace! I will stop your mouth. 1297 01:42:34,815 --> 01:42:38,818 How dost thou, Benedick, the married man? 1298 01:42:40,445 --> 01:42:42,697 I'll tell thee what, Prince, 1299 01:42:42,865 --> 01:42:46,701 a college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. 1300 01:42:46,869 --> 01:42:50,371 Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? 1301 01:42:50,539 --> 01:42:54,208 No. Since I do purpose to marry, 1302 01:42:54,376 --> 01:42:58,546 I will think nothing to any purpose that the world can say against it, 1303 01:42:58,714 --> 01:43:02,592 and therefore never flout at me for what I have said against it. 1304 01:43:03,886 --> 01:43:05,720 For man... 1305 01:43:07,097 --> 01:43:10,391 ...is a giddy thing, 1306 01:43:10,559 --> 01:43:13,227 and this is my conclusion. 1307 01:43:22,654 --> 01:43:26,908 For thy part, Claudio, I did think to have beaten thee... 1308 01:43:27,910 --> 01:43:30,703 but in that thou art like to be my kinsman, 1309 01:43:30,871 --> 01:43:33,414 live unbruised, 1310 01:43:33,582 --> 01:43:36,500 and love my cousin. 1311 01:43:38,670 --> 01:43:42,256 Come, come. We are friends! 1312 01:43:45,719 --> 01:43:48,512 Let's have a dance ere we are married, 1313 01:43:48,680 --> 01:43:53,517 that we may lighten our own hearts and our wives' heels. 1314 01:43:53,685 --> 01:43:56,270 We'll have dancing afterwards. 1315 01:43:57,022 --> 01:43:58,856 First, of my word. 1316 01:43:59,024 --> 01:44:01,734 Therefore play, music! 1317 01:44:04,696 --> 01:44:08,115 Prince, thou art sad. 1318 01:44:08,283 --> 01:44:12,453 Get thee a wife. Get thee a wife. 1319 01:44:15,415 --> 01:44:19,585 My lord, your brother John is ta'en in flight and brought back to Messina. 1320 01:44:24,841 --> 01:44:27,093 Think not on him till tomorrow. 1321 01:44:28,971 --> 01:44:32,223 I'll devise the brave punishments for him. 1322 01:44:40,899 --> 01:44:42,817 Strike up, pipers! 1323 01:44:42,985 --> 01:44:45,152 (all cheer) 1324 01:44:48,615 --> 01:44:52,827 ♪ Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more 1325 01:44:52,995 --> 01:44:56,664 ♪ Men were deceivers ever 1326 01:44:56,832 --> 01:44:59,166 ♪ One foot in sea 1327 01:44:59,334 --> 01:45:01,127 ♪ And one on shore 1328 01:45:01,295 --> 01:45:05,464 ♪ To one thing constant never 1329 01:45:05,632 --> 01:45:07,842 ♪ Then sigh not so 1330 01:45:08,010 --> 01:45:10,052 ♪ But let them go 1331 01:45:10,220 --> 01:45:14,640 ♪ And be you blithe and bonny 1332 01:45:14,808 --> 01:45:20,313 ♪ Converting all your sounds of woe 1333 01:45:20,480 --> 01:45:25,484 ♪ Into hey, nonny, nonny 1334 01:45:25,652 --> 01:45:30,031 ♪ Sing no more ditties, sing no more 1335 01:45:30,198 --> 01:45:33,826 ♪ Of dumps so dull and heavy 1336 01:45:33,994 --> 01:45:38,622 ♪ The fraud of men was ever so 1337 01:45:38,790 --> 01:45:43,085 ♪ Since summer first was leafy 1338 01:45:43,253 --> 01:45:45,338 ♪ Then sigh not so 1339 01:45:45,505 --> 01:45:47,673 ♪ But let them go 1340 01:45:47,841 --> 01:45:52,261 ♪ And be you blithe and bonny 1341 01:45:52,429 --> 01:45:54,221 ♪ Converting all 1342 01:45:54,389 --> 01:45:57,850 ♪ Your sounds of woe 1343 01:45:58,018 --> 01:46:03,064 ♪ Into hey, nonny, nonny! 1344 01:46:03,231 --> 01:46:07,526 ♪ Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more 1345 01:46:07,694 --> 01:46:11,322 ♪ Men were deceivers ever 1346 01:46:11,490 --> 01:46:13,574 ♪ One foot in sea 1347 01:46:13,742 --> 01:46:16,077 ♪ And one on shore 1348 01:46:16,244 --> 01:46:20,081 ♪ To one thing constant never 1349 01:46:20,248 --> 01:46:22,583 ♪ Then sigh not so 1350 01:46:22,751 --> 01:46:24,919 ♪ But let them go 1351 01:46:25,087 --> 01:46:29,423 ♪ And be you blithe and bonny 1352 01:46:29,591 --> 01:46:31,592 ♪ Converting all 1353 01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:35,054 ♪ Your sounds of woe 1354 01:46:35,222 --> 01:46:40,434 ♪ Into hey, nonny, nonny 1355 01:46:40,602 --> 01:46:44,897 ♪ Sing no more ditties, sing no more 1356 01:46:45,065 --> 01:46:48,776 ♪ Of dumps so dull and heavy 1357 01:46:48,944 --> 01:46:53,489 ♪ The fraud of men was ever so 1358 01:46:53,657 --> 01:46:57,952 ♪ Since summer first was leafy 1359 01:46:58,120 --> 01:47:02,623 ♪ Then sigh not so but let them go 1360 01:47:02,791 --> 01:47:07,044 ♪ And be you blithe and bonny 1361 01:47:07,212 --> 01:47:12,716 ♪ Converting all your sounds of woe 1362 01:47:12,884 --> 01:47:18,472 ♪ Into hey, nonny, nonny ♪